YODO (unless you're religious background encourage you to believe in an afterlife of some sort, be it of animalia or homo sapien decent.

Did you hear about the sea cow who sang "Part of your Herd?" It was the Little Moomaid.

What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

Why do ducks have flat feet? To stomp out forest fires Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out flaming ducks

Q:What business did the black man break into? A: The business of show, because he was a talented actor.

How do you make a fat man cry? You call him fat.

Black people stink of shite!

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Jesus saves, passes to Moses who shoots and scores!!!

Why did the Chicken cross the road? To get to Your House. Knock Knock. Who's there? The chicken

How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

Rap. Skate. Smoke.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer

HEY!

Q:How many pieces of paper can one tree make? A:Trees cannot make paper, people make paper from trees. So the answer is none, a tree can't make any paper whatsoever.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he frickin wanted to!!!!!!

Why did lil' Jenny fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... So he didn't get Mono from Janelle.

Why did the Jewish man bend down to pick up a penny? Because he had dropped it and required the penny as part of his payment for his food.

A white man walked into a bar, and an indian walked into a totem pole...

What do u call a man who is smart. A lawyer/ genius/ smart man

What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny cuase the robot had no arms.

Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

Why did the chicken fall down? Because it wanted to have fun

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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