- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

Why was Reed sad? His mother has a penis

Like if you have a vagina. Also like if you have a dong. (Penis)

There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

What's black, white, and red all over? A painting with black, white and red paint.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with its grandmother who just happened to live on the other side of the road because the doctor had said this could possibly be her last week.

Whats worse than your house on fire? an orphanage catching on fire. Whats wosre than an orphanage catching on fire? A bunny farm catching on fire.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? " I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

How do you make a plumber cry? Murder his family.

Jamie Stegman was dead. LOL

What do you call a black person flying an airplane? The pilot.

what does mandy enjoy on weekends a load of cum in her face

Liverpool City Football Club

A man walks into a bar... "OUCH", he says for no apparent reason. He then buys a beer.

Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

Your family tree is like a cactus, its full of pricks. ;P

Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??