What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

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A house comes around the corner.

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A hill billy went fishing

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Why did the man laugh as he sat in the electric chair? He was being tickled by the guard.

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Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra

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why did the boat sink the captain drove it into a pile of sharp rocks

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Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

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What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

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What did the fat confused man say? I am confused.

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Do you know how to save a drowning laywer? Approach with caution as drowing victims can panic, thus pushing you under. If possible throw a floatation device rather than go in yourself, or hold out a stick and instruct them to grab one end while you pull them in with the other. If necessary perform CPR. Call an ambulance and monitor for hypothermia.

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salad days!

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What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall?? A: It depends on how hard you throw them!!

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Your momma is so dumb that her IQ is 3 standard deviations below that of an average person.

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Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

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What did the Dad say when his daughter murdered everyone Tea you're grounded

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What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

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Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

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A guy walks into a bar- he walks out of the bar because the beer was expensive and he didn't feel like getting drunk.

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What happened to the boy who wnt through puberty? He bacame a man. There is nothing funny about a perfectly normal expirience that everyone goes through wether they like it or not.

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Q: Whats Brown and sticky A: an eagle except for the brown and sticky part

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Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

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A lion and a cheetah raced each other and the cheetah won Lion: "man you're a cheetah!" Cheetah: "no you're lion!" Then the cheetah tears off the lions head and feeds it to their babies

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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