Q. What's big, green, has four legs, fuzzy, and if fell out of a tree would kill you? A. A pool table

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whats big, white and will kill someone if it falls out of a tree? a refridgerater

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Whats funny? Your face.

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Yup, I 100% agree with all the jokes that were made below this post. Chad's pretty gay.

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Q.How many blonds does it take to change a light bulb? A.1

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It was a chilly saturday afternoon coles's brother asked cole to baby sit cole said yes and when his brother left cole proceeded to give it to his niece in the ass. Little did cole know he said his little niece on fire that was the end of his little nieces life.

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a boy jumps off a building why? because he's afraid of heights

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whats the difference between a phone and Helen Keller? you listen to the phone and you smash Helen Keller on the head with a spiked baseball bat

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How do you beat a black in sports. "shot him when the game starts"

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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A man got struck by a car and was rushed to hospital on life support, he died shortly after. His wife was informed of his death by the doctors and shortly after she killed her children and finally hung herself.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the only way to get across

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What's black and white and red all over? A butler with a stab wound.

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Guess what?..... I once saw a black man who had a job that wasnt on work release........

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How did the little boy die? Malaria Why? He was poor. Why? A Jew stole his money.

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What do Tutankhamun and Elvis Presley have in common? They're dead

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Sally bought a shakeweight. She is an alcoholic and is ruining her family.

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Q: Why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: What to year old WOULDN'T?

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Q: Why did Susie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susie.

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Why are apathy,ignorance, and resentment alike? I dont know and I don't care to know.

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knock knock? who's there? ivan ivan who? ivan. i want you to apologize for tooking their jobs the other day i said ivan who? i dont have a middle or last name

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A whole 'nother.

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What's heavier: a kilogramme of steel or a kilogramme of feathers? A kilogramme of steel, because steel is heavier than feathers.

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Why did the black guy drink the kool aid? Because there was a glass of kool aid next to him and he was thirsty.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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