- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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u are so............................................................................................................................................................................................gay

Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

roses are red, violets are blue, hes for me not for you, if by chance you take me place, ill take my fist, and smarsh your face.

What do you get when you cross a baby and a chainsaw? Life imprisonment.

What do you call literature that's depressing and hard to read? ...a valued part of the English curriculum

2 men walk into a bar, the 3rd man ducks and ask them if they're ok

What's long and hard on a black man? Second Grade

Why did the cookie shader Because someone dropped it

How do you cut the sea in half? You can't. There are an odd amount of letters. You would have to jeopardize the "e", but then it would no longer be "sea".

what do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? a stick

What's more annoying than dyslexic jokes? Jokes were peopel spel words rong.

Q: What happened to the fat man on the roller coaster A: The roller coaster went slightly faster due to the laws of gravity

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

A blonde and a brunette walk into a job interview. The brunette gets the job because she is more qualified and has more experience.

How many Terry Pratchetts does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

Why was the boy laughing at Sally? Because Sally was a man

What are the differences between a black man and a park bench? One's a chair and ones a person.

What is green, red, and goes 70 mph? A frog in a blender

Refridgerator.

Why was the clown sad? Because he was found guilty of raping and murdering 33 young men, and sentenced to death for 12 of those murders by a jury of his piers.

Why didn't the mexican make the basketball team? He had never practiced and was overweight

A cripple and a Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and begin to discuss all the stigmas that they have faced their entire lives. The conversation goes on for an hour, at which point a black man walks in. Just then, the bar explodes and they all die.

Gay rights.

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