- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo mamas so poor she should probably consider finding a job

What's the difference between a Pile of Dead Babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamboghini in my garage

Oh, go away

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

Why did the duck eat the fish? It needed protein.

What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

What's black and white and enforces the rules at football games? A referee? Wow you're really smart.

Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

why did the couple sell their house? their children were all raped and then murdered in it and they cant stand the memories

What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

A boy walks into a shop He buys some sweets.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

Why did the black guy buy a bucket of KFC? Because he was hungry

Your mother is so slutty that she seduced me while I was drunk. I'm so sorry.

How do you make time fly? You can't, time is the duration of events and therefore cannot "fly".

What did the little girl get for Christmas? A pipe bomb

What happens when a building has a 13th floor ? You realize this isn't a del building and fall down 13 flights.

A group of cows boarded a spaceship and was launched into orbit around the Earth. It was the herd shot around the world.

For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

There was a cat and a copy cat. the regular cat jumped off a cliff. How many cats are left? 2 Cats have 9 lives!!!

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Isn't a coincidence that the signing of the Declaration of Independence and the 4th of July are on the same day? Weird

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