How do you make a baby stop crying? Drown it in vinegar.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 8 9. I'm just counting

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How do you make a hormone? Modify bacteria using recombinant DNA technology.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

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A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

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A man walked into a bar. That hurt.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead

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A frog jumped on the lilly pad, it sank and drown and all of the tadpoles didn't have a mother and inevitably died

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Once upon a time there was a magical duck in a magical kingdom. Nothing interesting ever happened to it and it was eaten by a magical fox.

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Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

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What did one cake say to the other? You wanna piece of me?!?

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why is kool-aid so sweet? Because it contains sugar

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What do you call an African-American picking cotton and harvesting wheat. A farmer.

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i did a 360 noscope, then i jizzed. from dylan

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your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future.

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Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

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knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

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How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? None, any dog aware of the situation would kindly inform its owner.

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Yo mama is so old, the bone structure of her spine has decayed significantly since she stopped growing and has therefore shrunken in height considerably. Her face and hands have accumulated abundant visual wear; wrinkles, and has arthritis as well.

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How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

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1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

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Boxing on Boxing Day

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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