How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

-Is your refrigerator running? -Yes. -Just wondering.

What's worse than having to watch your dad rape your mom? Having to watch your mom rape your dad.

The number 69 is? Just a plain old number that has just as much meaning as 68 and 70.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE HERE'S A KNIFE KILL YOURSELF KANE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they take the left and get hit by a semi and all die.

an american walks out of a strip club.

Why did the flight attendant look scared every time every time she saw a muslim get on the airplane? Because her family got murdered in front of her before she came to work

what happens when you step on a bear trap? Alot of pain.

roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

What came first... the chicken or the egg? How am I supposed to know?

Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she's a woman

When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

Women deserve equal rights.

Charlie Sheen

Who found Anne Frank? The Nazis

how much swag could a swagchuck chuck, if a swagchuck could chuck swag?

A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender doesn't understand him because he doesn't speak duck and promptly calls animal control to have the duck removed.

Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? He was hit by a truck.

9 + 10 = How much yo mama makes.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says "I forgot to store my nuts for winter now I am dead". Ha! It's funny because the squirrel gets dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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