So two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

What happened when a Black man ran into a white supremacist? They exchanged insurance information

Roses are red the grass is green now open your legs and let me fill you with cream

What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

What do you call a Mexican that crossed the border. An Illegal Immigrant.

What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

Why couldn't the turtle swim? Because he went too close to an oil spill, the petroleum got into his mouth and coated his lungs and he is now dead.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

your mothers so blonde she has yellow hair.

u know whats a crime? rape

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

Roses are reb, Violets are dlue, Forgive my spelling, I'm byslexic.

What's black an blue and doesn't like sex? The 8year old in my trunk.

My name is Will I am a real homosexual

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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