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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

A man agreed with a camel. The camel didn't agree. ... (This joke does only make sense in the Dutch language.)

What do you call a yelling, enraged Asian man? A fucking asshole.

Q. What do you call a headless boy in a river A. A headless boy, in a river.

knock knock whos there. no one your hullicinating, heroine is hell of a drug

If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

bob lost his camouflage bag. he never found it.

Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

What did the star say to the asteroid? Nothing, astral bodies can't talk, you dipshit.

Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

What does a Cuban do when he gets a flat tire? He pulls over and replaces it.

Why did Biggie Smalls eat so much dark chocolate? His doctor suggest that he eat foods high in fiber.

What make's a constuction worker drop's his hammer? MC Hammer moves.

Knock, Knock... Whose there? panther panther who? panth-er no panths im goin' swimmin'

A black, Kenyan man enters a race. He comes in second to last as he didn't practice as much as the other contestants.

Why did the man fall off of his bike? He was hit by a car and died in a tragic accident.

Why did the little girl miss 7 straight days of school? She died.

what do you get when you have an albino black man, a lesbian middle eastern siamese twin of the female gender, a polygamist indian and a jewish native american? A very cultured and diversified posse of hostages. Take your pick.

A man walked into a house, He never came back out as he fell down the stairs and snapped his neck, His family mourn him everyday.

Why did the blonde walk into a glass wall? Because she either wasn't watching where she was going or the wall was so clean that it appeard not to be there

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