- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

Chuck Norris has normal human strength.

What did one bunny rabbit say to the other bunny rabbit? I'm a bunny rabbit!

What do you call a fat guy running on the street? Nothing because you should respect his effort trying to improve his health.

A blind man who spoke English and a deaf man who used sign language went to a bar together. Although they didn't communicate they had a wonderful time.

Q: whats the difference between a t.v and a dead baby? A: i don't have a t.v in my garage

What's the difference between a ferrari and pile of dead babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

whats not funny and has access to a computer and reasonable internet? Me

How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

A man looks at a glass and says that it is half full. Another man looks at the glass and says that it is half empty. A feminist looked at the glass and said it was being raped

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

Knock, Knock! Who`s there? Your mama`s stupid! Your mama`s stupid who? Your mama`s stupid as a rock! I` m going to cut your eyes out and use them as baseballs!

Two Jews are sitting in a large oven. They realize it is a dangerous place to be and get out of the oven.

Yo' Mommas so poor, She has to ask close family friends and relatives for money so she can feed you.

Why did the Muslim cross the road? He was on fire and he needed to get to the lake on the other side of the street to put himself out.

What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

Why is Ray Charles always smiling? He's not, corpses rarely smile

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. There is an entire spectrum of the world I am not privy to.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, your parents are dead they never loved you! I found this one on facebook and i just found this site and all yall got some good jokes LOL

Roses are red Violets are blue Not all poems rhyme Penis

An IRS agent named Harold Crick finds that he has the ability to hear a narrator comment on every moment of his life. He later becomes institutionalized in the Schizophrenic ward.

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