- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black guy say to the other black guy? We are both black

What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

~Chinese Anti Joke~ What is the difference between American army and Chinese army? American army teach youngsters to use their tanks. Chinese army smash youngsters with their tanks.

Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

what is red and bad for your teeth? a brick

Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

You know what I am gonna come up with that could potentially make me millions of dollars? An idea that could potentially make me millions of dollars.

What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

So a guy walked into the doctors and said, "It hurts when I poke my leg like this." The doctor said, "Well don't poke your leg like that."

how many terminaly ill 5 year old cancer patients does it take to burn to supply enough energy to make toast just 4.5 :)

What's worse than a gay joke? Their emotional repercussions, leading to a lack of self-esteem, which eventually drives the homosexual to commit suicide, leaving behind a now destroyed family.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

Q-if you are what you eat ,does that make you cannibal? A- yes

Why the USA support the 'Kony 2012'? For Oil

Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

How many baby can u fit in a cup? A: it depends how strong ur blender is How do you get them out? A: tortilla chips

What's white, wet, and loved by women? A polar bear cub.

An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

I rode in to town on an ass... ur momas ass!!

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