An old man walks across the street. Several cars start to honk in irritation, for they are in a hurry and the man is walking quite sluggishly.

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Anti-Joke is a sticky wicket.

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What did the plane say to the ground when they hit each other Boom

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What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

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I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

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What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

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Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

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What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

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Suicide is never funny Unless it's a clown

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had completed its task on the aforementioned other side and was returning back to the coop for a feeding now that the sun had set.

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What do you call a white man? A caucasian male.

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Q: How man Jews can you fit in a box? A:if your German than you tell me.

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One day, a mother was talking with her three daughters. "Mommy," the first one asked, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we took you home, a daisy petal fell on your head." "Mommy," the second one said, "Why did you name me Rose?" "Because when we took you home, a rose petal fell on your head." "MMMMBBBWWAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHH!" the third daughter cried. She was born with severe cognitive damage and is incapable of coherent speech.

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Why couldn't Jimmy run in the track race? Because he has been paralyzed since he was 3, due to a horrible accident

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Why did the puppy get shot? It lived in Detroit.

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SHUT UP, yes you... WHAT DID I JUST SAY!!!!

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were did the gay guy go nowere because it was raining outside

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What's the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

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What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

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What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

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i saw amango it splootered

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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Why couldn't the girl talk... she chocked to death -Alan Davis

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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