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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

What advice did the cat give to the man? Nothing because it's a cat.

What did Ben's Graandma get him for Christmas? Nothing, she died on Thanksgiving!

what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

Once upon a time there was a man exercising, he pulled a muscle and had to have his heart removed. In other words, don't exercise. The end.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He lost his punch line. -by Ross

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

That akward moment when you tell a person you like them and they don't respond.

An Atheist sneezed. Everyone around him said, "God bless you." He thanked them and continued on with his day.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

Who is Dank? A: Billal

What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

A kid asks his mom: "Mom, what would I be when I grow up?" And so his mother answers: "You won't grow up, you have cancer"

Q:Why is the WMBA so unsuccessful? A:Barely anyone watches it

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

How do you kill a blonde? Tell her she can breath underwater.

How do you make a unicorn? Jab a stick through a pink horse and name it Liam

2 Scientists walk into a bar. The first one asks for H20, and the second one asks for H20 too. They both enjoy a refreshing glass of water.

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