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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma is so fat that she is a plus size model and gets paid very well for modeling. Good for her.

A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The rabbi says "ow my head"

alex and clayton are having sex at school. at that point, their teacher walks in and tells clayton about the dangers of unprotected sex.

Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

These Jokes suck.

38 studio's new game... Finance City

Q: Whats pointy and sharp and rhymes with life? A: A spear. It's close enough.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are also red, "Honey, please call the fire department!"

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. There is an entire spectrum of the world I am not privy to.

-Knock Knock? -Who's There? -David Baxter. -David Baxter Who? -Wha- What? What do you mean "David Baxter who?" We were best friends in high school. YOU WERE THE BEST MAN AT MY WEDDING!! David Baxter proceeds to cry, as he doesn't know of his dear friend's Alzheimer's disease

why did the boy call the girl a bitch? Because she was beautiful.

AFTER PONDERING UPON YOUR SUGGESTION... I HAVE CONSIDERED, THOUGHT, SOUGHT TROUGH THE YELLOW PAGES OF WISDOM AND MIGHT, AND MY ANSWER TO THAT SUGGESTION IS... A DEFINITIVE, FIRM AND MANLY... Moral: MAAAAYBEEEEE?!?!?

1-"What's the worst thing about a joke?" 2-"The stupid punchlines at the end" 1-"No-- when someone dies and can't live to tell it..." (laughter) 3-"What joke you guys laughing at." 2-"None of you're business" 3-"Damn I really wanted to know" 1-"Didn't we all."

Why did the kid hide under the table? There was an earthquake.

What did one muffin say to the other Muffin? Nothing, muffins have no method of communication in any way shape or form

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? ...Because he was buried in a churchyard.

A plane crashes on the border of the U.S. and Canada, where were the deceased buried? It turns out that there were passengers of several different nationalities on board, all of which were buried in their respective homelands.

How many nipples are on a raccoon ? I don't raccoono

Knock Knock. who's there? James. well use the doorbell.

What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

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