how did the man with the gun die? obesity

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Q: How many ghetto people does it take to carry a fat gorilla? A: 14

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Why did Johnny throw his money on the floor? Because he was giving it to charity

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Jerry Sandusky and two other men are on a cruise ship, when it suddenly starts to sink. The first man says, "save the children!" The second man says, "screw the children!" Jerry Sandusky drowned.

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What happens when Chuck Norris and Mr. T get into a car accident? They trade insurance information.

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Why did the man stop dead in his tracks? He was on top of a land mine.

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PICKLES

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I was raped when i was little.

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A man offered a little boy a ride home. He drove the boy home where his father preceeded to beat him senseless.

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. -It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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your mom is so fat.

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What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her nails long Nothing at all

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knock knok Who's there The police, I regret to inform you your son was killed in a horrific traffic accident

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If it looks like grass, smells like grass, and tastes like grass... Then you were honestly misled when ordering that salad.

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Whats 9 plus 10 ... WHO FREAKIN CARES! STUPID.

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Boy: Excuse me, do you have a cigarette? Man: First let me see your ID. Boy: I don't have an ID Man: Well, how much money do you have? Boy: 50 cents Man: Sorry, I don't have any cigarettes. Boy: Good job, I'm actually undercover cop and you sir are a good citizen for not giving a minor cigarettes. Man: Cool, do I get a reward? Boy: Yes, you will receive a good citizen award and free $50 coupon. Man: Thank you! Boy: Can I have a cigarette now? Man: I wasn't lying when I said I didn't have any cigarettes. Boy: Okay, have a nice day.

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How do you confuse a blonde?? Throw her in a circle room and tell her to find all the corners If she comes out and says I found the corners.. then your screwed

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A blonde runs into her house. She died in a tragic backdraft fire. Always check to see if the doorknob is warm.

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Why did the man's pants fall down? He was not wearing a belt and had recently lost some weight.

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A Penn State administrator walks in to a butt.

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WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

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Q What did the Whale say to the Giraffe? A Why are you in the ocean?

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whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari. I don't have a ferrari in my garage

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