- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you help someone stop drowning You take your foot off the back their head.

why did victor have a tube on his neck he was helping james with security

Why was Mary's turkey dry on Thanksgiving dinner? Because she left it in the oven too long.

A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

Knock knock who's there? Gary Glitter ?_?

(PC) What did the homosexual man say when accidently sat on a stick? Ouch.

want to hear a yo mama joke sure Your dad

How many children does it take to kill a homocidal killer? None. Children should not attempt such a dangerous task.

When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Holy guacamole Pineapples

whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

What's the difference between a horse and a house? 1 letter.

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? Fuck you.

What's did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Small Penis.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

Japan

Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

Why was the woman so hot? she was on fire

whats hairy and crys your mom

Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

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