why did the bear cross the road? to get cream cheese.

a man walked into a bar, sat down and had a drink with his friends.

What happened to the mentaly challenged person is walking down the street? He pooped on the sidewalk and got escorted to his house

what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the house. knock knock. who's there? the chicken!

YOU KNOW WHO ELSE LOVED AND NURTURED ME THROUGH MY CHILDHOOD YEARS? MY MOM.

There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you don't know the answer by now, there's something wrong with you.

Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

what did the pornography filmer say to the asain man as he was having sex? im taking a highly pixelated recording of you and your partner engaging in sexual intercourse

Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

yo momma is soo stupid when anyone says anything she say i don't understand .

whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

Q. What happened to the dog when he was kick in the privates? A. Nothing he was neutered a year ago.

how many dicks can you fit into mia khalifa's ass

Q: What was the name of the armless elf in Snow White? A: Stumpy

Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

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What Do you call a black priest? Holy shit!

What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

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