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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in a car. Who's driving? Most likely one of the two, because if they were not that would be illegal.

What did the newborn get on it's birthday? A life

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

Once ther was a happy little boy and he was just playing with his dinosaur when he was hit by the school bus that was supposed to take him to school. The End

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

There once was a man from Nantucket He decided to sail to Portland Now he lives in Portland.

Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

Jesse likes to jack off and lick the white stuff off of his balls and digest it

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Impossible, fruits to not have the ability to talk.

Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to commit suicide

A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

That's about as suspicious as a nun doing squats in a cucumber field.

Whats the difference........ Between a duck?

Why are they the "living" daylights?

Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

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