- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the girl tell her abusive boyfriend Girl: You broke my heart! Boyfriend: I'm gonna break your face.

What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing 'cause you done told the b i t c h twice!

How do you make a plumber cry? I'm sorry but our princess is in another castle.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was very hungrey and saw some seed on the other side.

why was the little boy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

why is ginger kid so sad? Because his all family was killed

How do you kill Glenn Campbell? Stab him with a screwdriver.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

what happened to the man that got shot.... He died.. 3 secs after

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house..... knock knock! whos there? THE CHICKEN!!

I sas Ratzinger a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My D**K

What do you call a black man on a rope swing? Usually whatever his first name is, but if he goes by a nickname you should use that

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

A man walks into a bar. He realizes that he would need a designated driver if he would want to return home safely. So he then leaves.

Someone offers your friend one of two things he say's "choose witch one you want" your friends asks you and you say "if i were you, i'd be ugly"

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

whats sad about 4 black guy drivein off a cliff in a cadalic a wast of good cadalic

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because death was certain if it didn't.

Q. Why didn't the Hero rescue the princess? A. Because he crunched some numbers, realized the incredible odds against him, and decided against it.

What did the girl say when she was getting raped? "Stop, you're hurting me."

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

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