- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

Why did the dish run away from the spoon? None of them ran neither one has legs

a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

Why were you in an igloo? I don't know, why were you?

What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

You are joking right?

so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad ill be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!!

What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits

What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

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