Pilot: We need to lighten the load of this plane Italian: I'll throw out these pizzas, there are too many of them in my country Mexican: I will throw out these tacos, there are just too many of them in my country The american stares in horror at the two men, the pizza and tacos were their only food and they were lost in the Himalayas.

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You must be Jamaican cause you have long dreadlocks and you are listening to Bob Marley

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

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Sex education in Texas,

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A black guy, a white guy, a Jew, and a priest are on plane that is on fire. What do they do? Call their family and tell them they lovedthem, because there are more than likely going to die.

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Some of these jokes are funny, others are sad.

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why did the little boy fall down?? Because a terrorist shot him

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Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

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Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

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Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

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why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

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What did the man say to the tree? Nothing, he was a mime.

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A man walks into a bar. He hasn't been there before, and it's a Friday so it's really crowded, and it's really quite a dive, so he and his girlfriend decide to leave and find somewhere else to eat.

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yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

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Duck: got any grapes? Lemonade Seller: no the duck waddeld away and never came back for the guy has no grapes

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Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

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Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

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How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

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How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

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My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

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Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

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What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

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Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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