What did the boy who was in a chainsaw accident yell to his mom when he was on a rollercoaster? Look ma, no hands!

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How do you eat a sandwich With yo mouth bi tch

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Sarah Palin.

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George Lopez never said anything funny in his life.

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A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

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Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, the enslavement of blacks over hundreds of years.

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what did the left eye say to the right eye? "eye" see you

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What is Colder than a witch's tit? Not much. It was removed for biopsy and kept in the pathology freezer. At absolute zero.

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My grandfather slipped on a banana peel. I helped him up.

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while having sex, the boy asked, "how many ears do elephants have?" his father answered, "two"

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Haha, I get it..

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Get on the boat.

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What is the name of Helin Keller's street, state and pet Street: Mahhehb State: Hahgre Pet: habdsa

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what did the captcha response say to the man? ofdorno which.

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How did the plumber fix the leaky faucet? Trick question. The plumber is actually an iguana.

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if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

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Time flies an arrow. Fruit flies like banana.

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Why did the teacher's cat die? It had cat herpes and feline immunodeficiency virus

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I'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

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A buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand asks the server to make him one with everything

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What do you call a jewish womans boobs? JUBES!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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