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Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

Why did the black guy cross the street? Because his master ordered him to

Whats fleash color fleash color and fleashcolor? a naked hobo rolling down a hill

What do you call white people on a bench? NBA What do you call black people on a bench? RTA

How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She didn't use enough sunscreen.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there happened to be road in the vicinity of the fowl and the odds of the bird crossing it is very high.

Your mom is so stupid, she didn't know the answer to 2+5

How many blondes does it take to play a game of hide and seek? One ... ;)

Why did the boy fall of his bike? Becuase he was hit by a couch.

The average man ejaculates at 40mph, which is why its safer to hit a child at 30mph

Why did Susie fall off the swing?? ShE had no arms. Knock knock... Whose there? Not Susie

Whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings? whats worse than 2 bee stings? 3 bee stings? No! The holicost Whats worse than the holicost? What? 3 Bee stings

Did I say twenty times? I meant two hundred, you already know this I gather, but your subconcious understands mathmatics and multiplications at a whole different level because its potential is indefinite.

Ron Paul for President!

I remember my first beer. It did not taste good to me at the time.

YO MAMMA SO SKINNY SHE HULA-HOOP THIER A CHEERIO

What do you call a cat with a pop tart for a body and rainbows flying out of its butt? Nyan Cat

What did the orange say to the apple? “To be sentient is truly unbearable without sexual organs.”

Heskey time.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side XD

How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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