- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

Roses are Red Violets are blue Shut up I'm watching Re-runs of FRIENDS.

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the barber shop, which was located on the other side of the road. He then walked to the crosswalk, patiently waited, then crossed when the little person lit up.

knock knock whos there open open who the door

Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

What are the similarites between Autistic people and dead people? They are both very poor in social situations

What's worse than hitting your funny bone? Nothing

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

what happens on labor day? the day she has a baby... ya your having a kid

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side.

Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

whats long, hairy, and has one eye? my cat fluffy, he has cancer.

What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

Yo mama's chest is so flat that it's because she has stage five breast cancer and had to get both her breasts removed.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

how do you know when you've had too much to drink? . . . when you're dead.

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