Do you believe in Santa? Cuz i don't. Kookaburra

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

What if algebra teachers were actually pirates, and they're making us find the X so they can search for buried treasure?

As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

A kid who lost parents is called an orphan and a wife who lost her husband is called a widow. What do you call parents who lost their child? Free on the Weekends.

Jennifer walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender's name was Steven. His friend's sister who was my cousin's ex wife has the same name as the girl Jennifer. That's what I heard.

Why did the girl scream at old people? She had turrets. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

Roses are red, violets are blue, my name is cartman, kyle you're a jew

Whats cold and frozen? ice

What do you call it when you have sex with a black man? Sex

I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The first is a person of the Jewish Faith and the other is a popular item of food.

What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

why was the boys t.v broken? because he through it out the window

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

What's funny? A joke. What's funnier than a joke? Two jokes.

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

girl. have you seen my duck man. yes he is with me right now girl rely you have him man. yes in my diner girl. d.i.c.k. man.f u

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Whats worse than losing your phone? Buying a new one and then losing that

Knock Knock! "Use the friggin' doorbell!"

Suicide isn't the answer, it's just the solution. -by Ross

hes climbing in your window, hes snatching your people up. Hes a fireman.

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