- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

Why did the chair break? The person that sat in it was over weight

What happened to the lady? She queefed.

How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

roses are red violets are blue. they both smell like flowers

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

Beka has AIDS

Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

why did the man fall off his unicycle? because he was dead

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

10 Mexicans are in a car. Who is driving? 1 of the Mexicans.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

Like this if you want people to stop asking to have their jokes liked.

A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??