- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats white and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A refridgerator

What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

What do call a spoon that doesn't work? Broken.

What's black and white and red all over? A dead Zebra

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What is Blue, Pink, and Green, and sometimes sparkles when wet? Grass. I lied about the Blue and Pink to throw you off...because I can.

If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

My cat just died.

Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

What's the difference between a man and a woman? Generally speaking- biology, except in cases of transexuality.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

nathan your cats dead now...well hopefully

What did the hispanic say to the black guy? I'm not sure. I wasn't listening because eavesdropping is rude.

What is the only non-racist animal? The mexican panda. Why? It's black, white, hispanic, and asian.

Why did Michael Phelps drown? He didn't because he is the best swimmer in olympic history.

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