- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the man like a chimp? Because they are 96% genetically identical.

Why did the kid get beaten up? -he was gay

Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

wut did the cow say to the other cow thet's get a moo shake

Chris Brown walks into a bar. And then is politely asked to leave as the bar owner also happens to be the spokesperson for an anti-domestic violence group.

Morgan Freeman walks into a bar. Everyone is pleasantly surprised that they are in the presence of a celebrity.

what's purple and plastic purple plastic

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

One, two, three, four and five

What do you get when you drink water? Piss.

Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown.

What should you never give to your friends as a wedding present? An old plastic bag full of rubbish.

why did the guy get pulled over he had a broken tail light

Nothing. He made it home safely.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocaust Whats worse that two Holocaust? Dane Cooks Comedian act

What's the only animal that has to be oiled? any animal I can think of

a blonde girl gets behind the wheel of a car. and drives to her community college for her morning class

What do you get when you stab Al with a sword? At

Ben: Something smells like updog. Jenny: What's updog? Ben: Nothin' much

What's the difference between a Jewish child and pizza? Pizza does not scream in the oven.

Q: Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: Because he was hit by a bus, and then was raped violently. He is currently undergoing psychotherapy.

How did the baby die? In a very sad and tragic car accident.

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