Why did the chicken cross the road? -I do not believe chickens like being questioned of their motives. We should leave them alone.

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what do a blonde and a brunette have in common? They were both red-heads until they walked into great clips.

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Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

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a group of teenagers are laughing at a boy around their age when on says "youre stupid" the boy then replies "i prefer the term Autistic"

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idear.

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What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

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Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

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I met her back in the 80s when she was a man.

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You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't eat your friends Nose it is!

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What did the duck say to the Pope? Quack.

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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What happened when a Black man ran into a white supremacist? They exchanged insurance information

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There are 11 people hanging onto a rope that comes down from an airplane. 10 of them are blonde, and one is a brunette. They all decide that one person should get off because if they don't, the rope will break and everyone will die. No one can decide who should go, so finally the brunette delivers a very touching speech, ending with the words, "I'll get off." The blondes, all moved by the brunette's speech, start clapping. Problem solved.

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What did the green grape say to the purple grape? BREATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

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My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

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Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

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what did the white guy say to the black guy at the homeless shelter? Hi.

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YOU-why did the airplane crash? (person): why? YOU-Because jimmy was flying it. (person): Who is jimmy? YOU- a fish.

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

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A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

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My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

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How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

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