- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

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What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

A black guy and a white girl are having sex. The white girl screams "I'm pregnant!!!!" The black guy says "i'll help you take care of it" "I love you sweetie and nothing will come between us"

what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

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A man walks into a bar. He then says "ow".

roses are red violets are blue if you and your sister were hanging from a cliff i'd save your sister

An irishman walks into a bar and drinks 6 pints of guiness. He then drives himself home and savagely beats his wife and children.

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Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

In retrospect, I was wrong to microwave all those cats.

whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

- What's better than just sitting on a couch in a summerhouse with a bottle of wine and reading a good book? - An orgy.

What is the opposite of a joke ? Racism

What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

What did the blond say to the other blond? "I like your shoes."

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