- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a road with a car? Severe injuries or even death.

What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? The bench can support a family.

Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

What's the hardest thing about eating a quadriplegic? The wheelchair.

What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big penis.

Why did the Asian boy drop his milk? Because he had a stroke.

Why does Mario grown on shrooms? Because they bloom inside of him.

What's purple, green, and orange? Dead baby with slashed floaties. What's black, purple, and orange? Same baby two weeks later.

is this the krusty krab? no, this is patrick.

Why did the gay man buy a prius? because it is a very fuel efficient car and will save him a lot of money of gas

How do you get a woman to stop nagging? Smack her in the face.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is dead, and thereby lacks the necessary motor control.

Man 1: is that boy high? Man 2: No. He has down syndrome

Why do all black people have AIDS? Because they deserve it.

Q: What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? A: Ten babies nailed to eleven trees.

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Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: (sigh) Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust emerging from hell.

Q: Why did the man cross the road? A: Cause he felt like it.

what's white, got three legs and you wouldn't expect to find in the rainforest? A fridge on a stool

Three Black men smash windows to enter a house. They're firemen and are rescuing a young child...

in china a dog was being cooked on the grill he was seasoned ans eaten by a black man

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cock in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

how did the homeless man die? He got stabbed

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