Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

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What's green and blue, and red all over? Nothing. It if were red all over it wouldn't be green and blue.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Six isn't actually afraid of seven. It is true that seven devoured nine's carcass, but one has to understand that cannibalism is not a taboo in their culture. In the world of cardinal numbers, protein is precious and leaving corpses to rot is dangerously unsanitary. You should not judge them by the standards of human society. It's ignorant and offensive.

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Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

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How many candles did Johnny blow out on his birthday cake? The same number of candles which corresponds to his age.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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What did the white man say to the black man that sneezed? -Bless you.

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I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, wumbo, wumbology the study of wumbo

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A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

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What's black and white and red all over? A dead Zebra

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What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

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Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

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What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

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Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

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A man came home and witnessed his wife having an affair with another man. The husband and wife got into a huge argument and eventually got divorced

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How can you tell if your roomate is gay? If he gets an erection when you have anal sex with him.

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What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

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How do you get a black man down from a tree? If the man cannot climb down himself, perhaps call the fire department.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

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What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

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Whats worse than the dole. The SRC!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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