Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

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(Mortal Kombat Annihilation) Princess Kitana: "Mother, you're alive" Sindel: "Too bad you, will die" (Troll 2) "They're eating her. And then they're gonna me. Oh my gawwwwwwwwd." (The Room) Johnny: I did not hit her, it's not true! It's bullshitt! I did not hit her! [throws water bottle] Johnny: I did *not*. Oh hi, Mark. Mark: Oh, hey Johnny, what's up?

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Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

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What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

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why did the chicken cross the road ...WHO FREAKING CARES!!!!

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What kind of doctors would you call A 30 year old chimpanzee? I would say "Plastic surgeon" but that would be unscrupulous to the chimpanzees because the tearing off or "lifting" of the owners face is because they are just animals. And should have never been kept in captivity that long anyways.

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Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

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Why did the black man get arrested? He didn't pay child support for his 12 bastard children

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What's the worst thing that can go wrong while trying to archieve something you desperately want? -Everything.

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Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes. They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

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Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar

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What do you call a Puerto Rican, a Blonde, and an African woman in a taxi cab? Three people who happen to be traveling to the same location at the same point in time.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Your mom.

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What did the black man eat at a picnic? I don't know, I wasn't there.

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I do like haikus even when they are random refrigerator

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Why was billy sad? He was being brutally hacked to peices behind his garage

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Q. What happened to the women who cut her finger? A. she got staff infection and died.

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WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

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knock knock Goodbye

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What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

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Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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