- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

A wise man once told me that friends are like cookies. He was a cannibal.

Yeah, but why is this honesty so important for you, personal reasons because you are like that, because you consider me a friend? Or because a single lie, could have catastrophical consequences?

What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

An Irishman and an Englishman are in a bar. Suddenly a wild Dragonite attacks. The Englishman promptly catches the pokemon and continues to enjoy his drink with his Irish friend.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

A women gets a call saying her only daughter is trapped inside a burning building. She runs as fast as she can too her car before she realizes... women can't drive due to their role in society, so she returned to the kitchen and continued to make her master's sandwhich.

What did Reed read? A. Read?

Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

A man walks into himself. He is revealed.

What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

why were the negros at whitney houstons funeral smiling? because there were free sandwiches!

Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

What has a black, blue, and red all over? Timmy. He was mugged, and vigorously raped.

Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

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Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

who would win in a gang battle? WEST COAST SWAG

Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

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