- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mamma so stupid... She's considering going to college to get a better education

To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

How do you stop a man from jumping off a building? Push him off a building.

Adam Claypool is a fag. and his mother sweats my cum. Now that we got that out of the way lets get to the jokes.

Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

your so homosexual you go to a gay bar every couple of weeks so you get the social acceptance you need.

Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

what happened to the little kid on a bicycle? Nothing

What do you do if you find blood in your poo? Stop stabbing yourself in the arse with a fork on wednesdays...

Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

What do you do if you see a black man in your backyard with a bullet wound in his head? Take him to the hospital.

How do you kill a baby? You don't muder is a sin and against the law

What did Hitler say to the black jew? Get to the back of the oven

A man walks into a bar.. and has a bomb strapped to his chest

Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

Why didn't the door open? Because it was locked

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a PS3? Michael was a succesful dancer, singer-songwriter, musician, and philanthropist, whereas a PS3 is a games console.

whats the difference between friends and cement? if you soak friends in liquid and then repeatadly shock them they will die

Do you know what a zombie smells like? Death

Why did lil' Jenny fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why didn't the black man go to work? He had to attend his sister's funeral, who just recently passed away after her long hard battle with breast cancer.

What is green, brown, has four legs and would kill you if it fell on you from out of a tree? A pool table

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