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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? reading posts on this website that arent antijokes. Seriously poeople... you cant just say something that random than put something tragic. it has to be funny and tragic.

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

How does a Black Guy eat chicken. Like anyother human-being.

Hey guess whats funny? Matthew Mcconaughey Oh wait, never mind

Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

What did the kid with turrets CHEESE! say to his mom.

How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

I met a muslim girl the other day Shes the bomb

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

how many pancakes does it take to build a dog house? none boats don't have wheels.

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