- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

How many Pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1. and "pollack" is a derogatory term that could be fond offensive to some people.

What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

A man and his friend go hunting,one falls in a hole and appears dead. The friend calls 911 and asks what to do, the operator says ok first we need to make sure he's dead. The friend checks his pulse and finds out he is living, then an ambulance is sent and the hunter lives with minor injuries.

So three black men walk into a bank, one of them uses the ATM, they all proceed to the exit after he is done.

Whats the difference between wayne rooney and shrek? Well, one, shrek is fictional. Two if he was fictional,he is green. Wayne rooney is not green. Three wayne rooney plays for a football team, surely shrek has no idea what football is. The list goes on.

why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

I went out for a nice evening with my wife last week, and we kept getting dirty looks because I'm 42 and she's 19. I get that people are a little weird about that for whatever stupid reason, but it totally ruined our tenth anniversary.

what do you call a black chef glendon

The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

What do you call a black man with a peg leg? Disabled

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game...

What happens when a man goes to college? He gets a degree and graduates most of the time or he fails miserably.

Joe: Hey, why are your counters all red and your blender looks broken? Me: The same reason why Mrs. Johnson's baby is missing. ajl

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??