Roses are red Violets are blue You just lost the game UMAD Bro?

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Three gay men are in a bath tub and bubbles come up and one says "who farted?"

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. ------ Knock Knock Whose there? Not Suzie

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Why is the sky blue? Because it is

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Why did the bus driver tell the black man to get to the back of the bus? Because all the seats up front were full and its dangerous to stand in a moving vehicle

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Why do you stick a baby in a blender feet first? So you can see the expression on its face...

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was in a chicken pen.

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What do you get when you cross Dracula and a snowman. Probably a little startled from the man's Dracula costume and a little chilly because the weather is cold enough to support a snowman.

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what did the man with Alzheimer's say to his son? who are you!?

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Bacon makes everything delicious, yes? And coffee makes everything exciting, yes? Put the two together and you get a caffeinated porky roller coaster in your mouth.

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

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I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

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Why did the tourist cross the road? He was sightseeing.

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Two guys walk into a bar. They are knocked out and rushe to hospital because the bar was metal.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For a legitimate reason

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Question: What is worse then a worm in your apple? Answer: A number of different things I would imagine...

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On a scale of 1 to 10, 7 being the highest, what is you favorite color

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About numbers, it was 180 mg of valium... And I am going to live becausepeople got there in time, my heart never stopped because luck, the doc was only making a joke about me "having ingested enough valium to die at least twice". Sanders, I just got your girlfriend to agree to a threesome, if my banana ever wakes up again, AND WHEN... Thou areth forgiven, btw I sent him a picture of Line`s unshaved vagina, and a note stating: U recognize this? Find out more on horsehead network! Meh His name is Anders something Chattington, yeah for all that know him, guess whose finger is on her unshaven... Yeah, maybe you should not have messed with a guy that can have ANYONE. Ps: Then its your mother, then your sister which is 17 (and pretty 16 is legal here so fuck you Chatty!) and then I SHALL STRIKE THY WITH THE VENGEANCE OF A THOUSAND SUNS! Because you are forgiven, which I cant even remember what means, I mean I know I am typing my experiences here, but thats only because I remember by muscle memory where the buttons are, said the doctor... I can still play Snes emulators... Not, because my numb fingers cant click anything and Line is gone. I TOUCHED HER ALREADY YA KNO! YOU SAW THE PIC, My skin is tan, and... well you know she is here... The best part? She is totally okay with you knowing, sayonara pal, id watch the "fluor" in your mothers pussy the next time you eat it!

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why did the Chicken Cross the Road? Why must you question a Chicken's motives to Cross the Road?

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What did the Amazonian tribesman say to the European explorer? Nothing, he was focussing on eating him.

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How do you know when you have had too much to drink? When you ran over 7 pedestrians and are lying in the back of a police vehicle

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You know what sucks? A vacuum.

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