A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

what does idk mean? i dont know!! nobody knows!!

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

How did the fat guy survive the plane crash? Because he still in the food court at the airport.

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

What is the hardest thing about eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

So FDR walks into a bar.

steven hawking walks into a bar just kidding he has a horrable disiese preventing him from walking

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading another damn "worm in your apple" joke.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

Water is blue. Fire is red. Come on let me show you what happen in the bed.

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

"I'm so hungry!" "Hello so hungry, I am Matt. You must come from a very odd family if your name is " so hungry"!

What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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