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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Jewish man bend down to pick up a penny? Because he had dropped it and required the penny as part of his payment for his food.

What do you say when you accidently punch a wasps nest? Nothing.The correct choice is ton run as fast as you can to avoid getting stung by the entire nest of wasps.

Roses are red Violets are violet the last time i saw this poem i couldn't rhyme no more

A man was found dead, in an ice cream van, the other day. He was covered from head to toe in hundreds and thousands, with two flakes sticking out of his ears. The police say it was a tragedy and will be informing his next of kin in the next few days.

Did you hear about the sea cow who sang "Part of your Herd?" It was the Little Moomaid.

Why do ducks have flat feet? To stomp out forest fires Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out flaming ducks

How did Sarah Offet win? He had no arms. Knock, knock? Whose there? Not Sarah Offet

Johnny: I saw you long time ago. You were quite the school clown back in the day. Boy I remember back when I was just a whipper snapper we used play around and goof around all day. Whatdya think? Richard: Shut up, motherfuckingbitch

YODO (unless you're religious background encourage you to believe in an afterlife of some sort, be it of animalia or homo sapien decent.

Q) How many times did the woman jump off the cliff? A) Once she died.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

Why was the black man crying? Becasue his wife and children were killed in a horrific car accident on their way home from church.

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to one tree? nailing 1 baby to ten trees.

What do you call a girl with ADD and too much free time? Me

what do You call a white man killing a black man? a accident

Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

what happened to the man that got shot.... He died.. 3 secs after

An egg and a sausage walk into a bar, and the barman says "sorry, we don't serve breakfast".

How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? To get to Your House. Knock Knock. Who's there? The chicken

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... So he didn't get Mono from Janelle.

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Q:What business did the black man break into? A: The business of show, because he was a talented actor.

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