- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy live on the street? He was an orphan.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue You wouldn't know that Cause you're a dog.

whats black, white, and red all over? your mum

4 hours later.

Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I believe you've seen enough of these already.

Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

Homosexualism is so gay man

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Its very nice.

What grows on trees and is woody? Wood.

A Jewish boy walks up to his father and says: Dad, can I borrow 50 dollars? The dad responds: 40 dollars?!? What are you going to do with 30 dollars?!?

Whats worst than being raped by a black guy? Being raped by two black guys? You racist i'm calling the police.

A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

What is the name of the car? What

What's long, black, and the tip is shaped like a mushroom? A mushroom.

There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

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