I'm rick james bitch

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What's the difference between a battered woman and a regular woman. There is absolutely no difference...

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How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb none, because chickens do not have opposable thumbs,therefore prevents them from preforming such a remedial task.

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What do you get if you put 2 Korea, 2 Europeans and 2 North Americans together? TSM

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HELP!!! I locked myself in my bathroom and can't get out! my laptop is running out of batteries!

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Why is the mexican navy so bad? They have insufficient funds to give to their military as they are a 2nd world country.

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Your mum's so fat, she should probably consult her local GP to insure she doesn't die of a cardiac arrest.

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What is green and red and is going super fast? A frog in a blender.

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what is my catphrase nothing I am too good to have one

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What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

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What do a boat and a computer have in common? Nothing

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Why did the mailman say hi to you? He was trying to be friendly

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Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

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knock knock. who's there? 9/11

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Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

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Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

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Why didn't the black kid get anything for Christmas? His family was Jewish.

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What's worse than getting pulled over by the police? getting pulled over and getting a bloody tampon stuck to your forehead.

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Why did the babysitter only get paid 50 cents for a whole day. Because he was a 6 foot mexican.

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I've got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen...

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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Roses are red Violets are blue classic

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A dead guy walks into a grave.

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Doctor, doctor, i feel like a pair of curtains. Well I'm going to refer you to a mental institute and forward this meeting to a specialist due to the schizophrenic attitude and belief you have. However, I will have to ask you to come back in tomorrow or later today for further tests as to why you feel this way. This is highly abnormal and should be fixed immediately. Another further concerns please contact me asap.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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