Nebraska the farmland its the only place for me!! I love the corn and the corn loves me!! I live for the corn and the corn lives for me!!

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A Muslim walks into a bar He immediatley turns around and leaves as his religious beliefs forbid consumption of alcoholic beverages.

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A man goes up to an old friend and says: "Help me, I just found out that my friend is gay! What should I do!?" The other man replies: "If there is no problem, I cannot help you... Yet, there is one. Your homophobia. I suggest that you see a therapist immediately and I hope that you can get over the fact of the contemplation of a sexuality."

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Roses are red Violets are blue This poem sucks Because violets are purple

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If I Had A Brick I Would Throw It At You

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We are sorry for being so sorry, and apologize again for apologizing so much... Why wont you just let me apologize? Does this insult you? I apologize. HEY! STOP THAT! I SAID I WAS SORRY SORRY FOR BEING SORRY! FORGIVE ME PLEASE SORRY WHY ARE YOU DRAWING THAT KNIFE OUT OF THE... LISTEN I AM SORRY!!! From my book the boy that cried help too much: The help arrived and the boy was never seen again. TRIPLE POST TO SAY SORRY FOR DOUBLE POSTING! QUADRUPLE POST TO SAY SORRY FOR DOUBLE POSTING...ETC.

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Yo momma so fat that when she sat on the bible jesus poped out.

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Billy and Jeff wanted to go on an adventure so they planned a safari in Africa. Everything was going as planned until they were in a sticky situation: whether to cross a narrow bridge above the crocodiles or not. Billy tells Jeff "Hey whats the worst thing that can happen?" Jeff was diagnosed with cancer and died the next morning.

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A genie walks into a bar. The bartender asks for three wishes. The genie says "okay". The bartender says "I wish I was the richest person in the world." The genie says "okay." Then He woke up

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Wanna here a funny joke... Trevor michael dyess's social life.

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Why did the black man have no toes? Because during his climb of Everest, he got frostbite and they had to be amputated.

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Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

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Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

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1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

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A black man walks into a convienent store, pays for his stuff and leaves

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Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

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why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was very unhealthy, and had a heart attack attempting too

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Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

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knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

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What do a black man and a dog have in common? They're both going to die some day.

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What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

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Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

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What's the difference between two telephone poles? T-shirts! Because motorcycles don't have doors!

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do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

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