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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One night a man layed on his bed and looked into the skies, then he realizes: WHERE THE HELL IS MY CEILING!?!?!

Nazi jokes are not funny. ANNE FRANKly they're mean! See What i did there?

A horse walks into a bar. Just kidding, it's a panda.

What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

Sloths

why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

what do call a large massacre of 1000000 people? a tragedy

How many nipples are on a raccoon ? I don't raccoono

Your momma so fat when she went to the beach she was to self concious and left her shirt on.

Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

What Do you say to an atheist after he sneezes? Bless you. Its just polite

why is brennan hart a dumbass idk ask his mom

Q: What does a giraffe say to the other giraffes? A: Nothing, giraffes do not have vocal cords and are therefore unable to make any sounds, much less speak; not to mention a giraffes brain is far to underdeveloped to talk in a spoken language.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

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Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

What's black, white, and red all over? Road Kill Penguins.

A Jew, A black, and a Hispanic jump off a building. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

I took my sick iguana to the Vet. He said why did you bring him to me, a former soldier?

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Just in case he gets a hole in one! -LEts Go Mets P.S the comment below is also very stupid

old spice body spay is so powerfull it can block BO for 16 hours. its so powerfull it can turn of the sun, but then it gets to cold, so it makes another sun........DOUBLE SUN POWWWWWEEEERRRRRRR!!!

Who's mean and white and really not nice? Hitler

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