- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

What do you call someone who thinks they're funny but in reality isn't? Adam chapali Knock knock Who's there? NOT adam chapali

What's worse than finding gum on your shoe? Being molested by a sea urchin.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

Obama lin Baden.

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

So these two guys walk into a bar... Well, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother a whore.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

What is green and drives around in the desert and is not a tank? secretly a tank

whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

why did the man slip on the knife? he wanted to commit suicide

the bully said, you're just small fries. the fries couldn't help it someone ordered a small!

A man walks into a bar, and promptly leaves because he left his kid in the car.

What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum... ...and I'm all out of ass but still have plenty of bubblegum to sit down and chew in a quiet and leisurely manner.

Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

An Irishman, a Zimbabwean and a South African walk into a bar... oh wait, it's just the English cricket team.

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