- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

What did the strawberry say to the grape? Nothing, inanimate objects can't use verbal communication.

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? 45 pounds. My girlfriend was a fatass. Wasn't gonna make that mistake again when I found a woman to marry.

Q: Whats the difference between a Jew and a Boy-scout A: Boy-scouts come back from camp

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

Roses are red Violets are blue Your mom likes dick and so do you

Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

why did reed eat a fish? He had cancer of the testicles

you give like i give lomain

what do santa clause and a blueberry have in common they both have beards....except the blueberry

What's green, has four legs and falls from trees? A praying mantis that lost a battle and had it's frongt two legs removed causing it to lose balance and gripand plumet groundward from the tree.

how do you get a clown off a swing? hit him with an axe

What happens when three drunk men are driving 80 miles off of a cliff. They all die on impact from the great fall and their family's mourn over their deaths for years to come.

Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

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