- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

How do you know if you're gay? You find yourself sleeping with people of the same sex.

Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

Is Yered a dumbass? YA

Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

I was lying in bed looking at the stars in the sky What did i think to myself? Were the heck is the ceiling???

Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

Why so serious ?

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced by the man with a gun.

Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

how do you know when you've had too much to drink? . . . when you're dead.

Get up Look in the mirror

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he was dead.

Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

What is red and fluffy?... Your teddy bear covered in blood...

your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

What did one dinosaur say to the other? Nothing and if you think dinosaurs talk you might need to be diagnosed for having Schizophrenia. Invega is a subtle treatment.

What is big, grey, has 8 wheels, can fly, swim and walk. I dunno. Thats why I'm asking

Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

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