What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

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Once, I went to Peru.

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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why did reed eat a fish? He had cancer of the testicles

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why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

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What happens when three drunk men are driving 80 miles off of a cliff. They all die on impact from the great fall and their family's mourn over their deaths for years to come.

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why did the man hop everywhere? He only had one leg

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Why are you on this sight? You're procrastinating. I am too

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What did the boy say when he could'nt find his dog? I wonder where Spot went.

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Why is Sophie incapable of Lifeguarding correctly? Because she only has limited use of all of her senses , especially hearing,

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Why did the child not go to his mother's funeral? He was adopted, he didn't know his real mom.

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that wall over there ->

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Knock knock Who's there Done Done who? Done with waiting out here, let me in you dick!

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What do you get when you cross a chicken with a road? To get to the other side.

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Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

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How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

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penis?

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Why does Santa Clause not have any children? Because he only cums once a year.

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what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

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On a tusday night, three guys walk into a bar After realising they have to work they proceed to exit

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What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

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Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

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A blind man walks into a bar After realising he might be hurt everybody rushes to his aid

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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