- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? "because he had nobody to go with" No because it was dead.

whats the difference between a pizza and a jew? Pizza is not human, Jewish people are.

Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

How do you fit 500 babies into a phone booth? With a blender. How do you get them out? Nachos (make a dipping and snacking motion).

Why didn't the baby come to daycare? Because his mother got killed by spongebob

A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

roses are black violets are black I'm blind i need a dog.

Why is an Orange, Orange??? Because its not blue!

how do you poke a chinese person in the eye? with a credit card!

welcome to anti joke.com. you were expecting an anti joke wernt you.

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Niether has he

Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

What's yellow and can't swim? A tractor.

why is brennan hart a dumbass idk ask his mom

What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

Why did the world end? Because of Jim Layhey's whispering winds of shit.

whats bad about being black and jewish they have to sit in the back of the oven

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

Jimmy can't drive the tractor. Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he's a patato

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers who are you?

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