A man walks into a meat shop. Man: I bet you $20 you can't reach the meat on the top shelf. Butcher: The steaks are too high

What do black people and asians have in common? arms

what is purple and smells like poop? very weird looking poop

Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

What did the three best friends say to eachother? We are all best friends

Why did the catfish cross the road? Catfish can't walk.

What is life? Paul.

A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

what do you call a black chef glendon

What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

Okay.. So a dyslectic man walks into a bra...

knock knock? whos there? danielle danielle who? danielle the liar...hehe

Young Billy was arrested today for saying he was going to be a terrorist for Halloween.

What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

Why can't Stuart post a joke? Because he is using a giant iphone

Why did the girl fall off the swingset? Because she got hit by a refridgerator.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what can I get you?" He is then checked into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital, for talking to a duck.

What's the difference between a duck and a bicycle? They both have handlebars. Except for the duck.

What do you call a black airline pilot? An airline pilot.

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

Why is Blake dumb? He was in algebra one as a freshman. And his nickname is angry Blake

Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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