- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered SIX offender

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

Ring around the rosy. A pocket full of posies. Ashes. Ashes. I just set a dead baby on fire.

What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

Your mamas so old. When she farted dust came out.

What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

batman farted so hes retarded

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

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