- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when your first name is Newton? You get nicknamed NEWT

A Rabi, a priest, and a monk all go to different churches because they all have different beliefs an respect each others decisions.

Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

What did I say to my mum this morning? Good morning.

A van drives into a car.

What do you call a black man in church? Religious

Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

Justin beiber comment if u get it

A: Knock Knock.. B: Who's there? A: John B: John Who? A: Shut the hell up, i'm masturbating.

When you wish upon a star... You are only seeing the light of that star, which has taken billions of years to travel here. The star that you are looking at has most likely dead, Just like your dreams.

Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team? They do, they just choose not to compete certain years.

What do you get when Justin Bieber mates with a beaver? Nothing, the species are too genetically different to produce offspring

What did the west African get for his birthday? Ebola

Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? He is short and finds it difficult getting from place to place.

Why did the girl scream? She was being raped.

whats black white and red all over an abused child

What do you get when you stab a six year old with a pair of scissors and a machete? A very angry, potentially murderous mother out for revenge.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. -Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Not Sally.

Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

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