- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar. It's an average bar. However these men don't drink. The priest ordered some onion rings, the minister fries and the rabbi poutine. They're good friends despite their different religious views.

Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

They say time heals all wounds, yet my leg still had to be amputated.

What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

Why did the black man cry and scream? It's anybody's guess. He was having a rough day.

ProX hacker JazZ Has aids hahahaha

A young black guy was explaining how he was raised by a single mother

what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

What is the difference between a car accident and being on your period? A period is less bloody.

Q: Why does the man smell so bad? A: He doesn't shower

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

An over weight person is diagnosed with anorexia they used to be fatter

Q: What is green, has red shoes, exists in videogames and runs really really fast while collecting rings, running trough loops, has a fox sidekick etc? A: Sonic The Hedgefrog. Moral: I was always a bigger fan of Super Fratelli Brothers though...

What did the the man, the dog, and the psychiatrist talk about? The man's childhood experience losing his pet as a contributer to his symptoms of psychosis.

How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

What floats in the toilet and looks like a log? A log.

Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

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