- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

Why did a boy get slapped in the hand? A; because he had it in the persons face

Can anyone Lenin money?

Q: are you gay? A: maybe

What is brown and green and goes 100 mph? A tree falling down on your house.

The child was fired from his job.

What did the fat man say to the Spaniard? Nothing. The Spaniard was skinny and so the fat man was jealous and shot him in the face.

Your Mamma So Fat The Old Thing That Block's Her From Destroying Kid's Party's Is The Front Door

Q: How do you drown a black guy? A: Hold his head underwater and sit on his back.

What is furry, red, and flat? Road kill.

There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot was a potato.

whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

A chink walks into a bar. She is spotted by the secret police and instantly deported. Vote UKIP

One, two, three, four and five

why did tom shut his bedroom door? grandma was fingering herself

What is the difference between tea pot and shinkansen? shinkansen is very quick train and tea pot is traditional piece of dishes..

What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to one tree? nailing 1 baby to ten trees.

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