- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I didn't know that guy did crossfit

What's worse than a guy staring at you? Two guys staring at you.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why did no one help him up? Because nobody liked him.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What's black and white and red all over? A dead Zebra

What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

Your mother is so fat that when she went to get weighed she was diagnosed as clinically obese and later broke down into tears.

Why did Joe not cross the road? Because the Pedestrian Crossing light said not to.

I feel like am motherf*ing stuck in this duck and it makes me wana quack like what the fk is THAT!

A blonde walks into a bar; she orders and enjoys her drink and then leaves with her thirst quenched.

How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

Whats worse than burning your foot? Getting it eaten off by a cannibal.

How do you kill a jew? In a variety of destructive manners that are illegal and I would hope you would decide against.

a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

What is the key to a good anti-joke? A disappointing or intellectual punch-line said in a calm and passive tone.

Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

-How do you kill a douche? -You stab him untill he cries out in mercy and stops moving.

What do call a someone with no arms, legs, and has an eye patch? Names

Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

what class did Jimmy get an A in? None, he is dyslexic

Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

Your momma's so ugly, she has endure self-esteem issues relating to her appearance that have plagued her since grade school.

What do you call a smart phone that doesn't want to work? The first conscious phone ever

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