why did the mans alarm clock go off at six am? he has a high paid job he doesnt want to let down.

three lesbians on a plane they were all responsible and had sex when they got home and not on the plane

Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

Q: Why was the chicken waterboarded? A: Because the guy liked being cruel to animals.

Whats fat and gay joe diragi

Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

Q: John eats 50 cany bars, eats 45, how many does he have now? A: Diabetes

Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

woman's rights

your mama so old, shes dead.

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

What's worse than discovering a hornet's nest next to your house? Being raped.

How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

A young boy trips and severly cuts his knee while running down his neighborhood street. He is promptly brought to the hospital to avoid receiving any serious infection.

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

would you rather harry styles my dick have harry styles suck my dick or both of you style on my harry dick?

Do you know any anti-jokes. Yeah, I do. It's a bit pointless though.

What do you want to be when you grow up? I want to be a .... The boy didn't finish his sentence because he got hit by a fridge.

A man walks into a bar and then, after a relatively short period of time, walks out of the bar.

why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

what do you get if you cross a scotsman , who knows nothing about football and a indian? Blackburn rovers, and a good night out

What's a lil plus a lot A little more then a lot

Women's Rights

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