What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

thumb_up thumb_down -31

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is irrelevant.

thumb_up thumb_down -31

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint.

thumb_up thumb_down -31

Q:why was steve sad? A:he had an extra penis

thumb_up thumb_down -31

What did the father say to his son? ....nothing

thumb_up thumb_down -31

When Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the world, He broke his foot because every human being that kicks such a solid structure would break their foot.

thumb_up thumb_down -31

What's grey and can't climb trees? A parking lot.

thumb_up thumb_down -31

Why did Johnny throw the clock out the window? His parents are never around to supervise him.

thumb_up thumb_down -31

It's bright in here *puts on? sunglasses* Ahhh, that's better...

thumb_up thumb_down -31

A blind man walks into a bar. He had a few drinks then went home.

thumb_up thumb_down -31

The other day I went into the bathroom to take a poo, It was Glorious I flushed the toilet and everything.

thumb_up thumb_down -33

An Asian couple walks into a bar, orders a few drinks, pays, and leaves

thumb_up thumb_down -33

Why did the horse die? I shot it in the face.

thumb_up thumb_down -33

whats fun,atracks children and says wrape van on it my van i lied about it being fun

thumb_up thumb_down -33

whats worse than unloading a truck of dead babies with pitch forks? Finding one alive

thumb_up thumb_down -33

Q: How do you turn a purple panda into a red panda A: Feed it grey poop and because it tasted so bad it got so mad it turned red.

thumb_up thumb_down -33

Why did the chicken cross the road? Umm... Why would it not?

thumb_up thumb_down -33

How do you confuse a terrorist? Speak another language other than Arabic

thumb_up thumb_down -33

What did Sherlock Holmes say when he saw a very pretty lady? Hello

thumb_up thumb_down -33

The average man ejaculates at 40mph, which is why its safer to hit a child at 30mph

thumb_up thumb_down -33

How could you tell Adam and Eve wasn't black? ANSWER--YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO TAKE A RIB FROM A BLACK MAN. ISSAIAH FROM OHIO YOLO:]

thumb_up thumb_down -33

Your muma is so ugly she went to a ugly competition and got kicked out "no pros aloud".

thumb_up thumb_down -33

What's black and blue and made of poo? A drowning black guy, holding some blue poop

thumb_up thumb_down -33

Why was Nathan upset Because his sister died from an undiagnosed case of tuberculosis

thumb_up thumb_down -33

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops