- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

what did rishi say to jess ? GOOD ONE

Why are watermelons green? 9, because cows like to eat grass.

Why was everyone afraid of Nick Morton? Because he had AIDS

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

Whats a black and white and red all over? i dont know...who spends their time researching this kind of stuff

Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

What do you call a college student who never studies? An irresponsible person

roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

The other day I went to the holocaust museum and it was horrible No air conditioning or cold drinks

Q: What did the dog say to the owner when he took him to the vet? A: Nothing. It's a dog. It can't talk.

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Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

What did the man with a colostomy bag say after his home was destroyed in a fire? At least all my shit’s in one place.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzhiemers Wait, who are you

What did the atheist say as Jesus walked past? nothing, he ran to the nearest bar and called the insane asylum.

What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

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