- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the police officer arrest the baseball player? He raped and murdered a thirteen year old girl.

A man walks into a bar and sees an attractive blonde. He is afraid of talking to her so he goes home and masterbates himself to sleep.

Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

Three men walk into a bar they suffer permanent brain damage, and completely lose their basic cognitive abilities. They will never be able to speak to one another again.

What's brown an sticky Shit

Why did the black man eat the fried chicken? He was hungry

roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

A blond walked into a bar. A guy picker her up and then they had sex.

Whats green? The color green.

How does a Black Guy eat chicken. Like anyother human-being.

"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

A panda , a cheetah, a dog, a spider, and an eagle are in Antarctica.. The eagle looks around at the other baffled animals and says " What is this????? This isn't right! I'm so confused!"

knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

Knock knock, Who's there? Justin Bieber, LEAVE!

What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive hair traits.

How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

What do you call an black man on the moon. An astronaut you racist bastard

A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

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