If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

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Whats the difference between a garage full of dead babies and a garage full of money? I don't have a garage full of money

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Starving.

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What is the difference between an apple and an apple? One has a brown spot.

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"This is the best of all possible anti-jokes," said Pangloss.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was clumsy.

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Who is buried in Grant's Tomb? DeShawn

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So these two guys walk into a bar... Well, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother a whore.

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what do you call your mama at the gas station

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what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

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What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

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Knock knock! Who's there? ... There was no reply because the person who knocked was the mailman delivering a package, and he had a tight schedule so he couldn't stay around to chat.

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

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Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because it was raining.

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How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

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A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

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Why did the man turn up at his friend's funeral dressed as Mickey Mouse? Because it would have been disrespectful not to attend.

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What do Muslims have for breakfast? Corn Flakes.

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What did the black guy say after coming home from school? "I just got home from school."

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy.

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An Anthony eats a juicy pickle.

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whaT DID HEVEN SAY TO THE FRIDGE hAVE YOU GOT A COLD

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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