Why did the man enter the fridge? He was hot Why is the man not in the chicken shop Hes in the fridge

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What do you get when you cut a stick of butter? a butt.

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Where's the best place to gather black people to roleplay as prison victims for a documentary? Prison or the Graveyard.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had very recentley made his escape from a nearby farm, of which was owned by a man close to dying of a Rhabdoid Tumor. His family was in mourn.

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why didnt the whiteperson sit down at obama's election? because he had hemorrhoids

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If it wasnt for christmas We would all be jewish.

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There are 3 people in a car, shit, manners, and asshole. They are driving and shit falls out. They pull over and manners gets out to help shit. Then a cop comes and pulls them over. The cop ask asshole what his name is. He said asshole. The cop said what. Then asshole said asshole. Then the cop says where are your manners. Asshole said over their picking up shit.

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Phoebe: Joey, it's a birthday party. Joey: Yeah, but for a one year old. What's the point? The other day, she laughed for like an hour at a cup. Just a cup with a picture of Elmo on it dressed as a farmer. And he's standing next to this cow. And the cow says...."Elmoooo!" Joey: *starts to laugh* Yeah...that's a funny cup.

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Did you hear the joke about the man and the serial killer? Neither did the man since he was stabbed repeatedly and thrown into the bottom of a lake.

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What's worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm. Being raped. What's worse than being raped. Being raped twice. What's worse than being raped twice. Biting into your apple and finding a worm then throwing away that apple, retrieving another apple them biting into it and finding another worm then being raped twice. In the same 5 minutes.

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why did the black man shoot himself? because he commited a crime and was sorry for what he had done

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There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

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What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely say "Hey you, get out of the tree."

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What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

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What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

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why does stuart own alot of hollister because he is autistic

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There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

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How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

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what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

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Elephants can't jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

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Your mother is so fat that I would call her quite fat indeed.

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