your mom is so ugly, when she throws a boomerang it doesn't come back

Do you want to hear a joke, Women's rights

Women's rights.

Why wasn't Abraham Lincoln a good president? Because he got shot in the head and died.

There's this Priest, a Rabbi and a Preacher talking about how similar they are.

An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

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Roses are red violets are blue I have herpees.

Why didn't the skeleton go to his party? Because he used to be alive and was burned to death by an overturned truck carrying chemical's so his family canceled the party to organise the funeral.

What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? Being raped... What's worse than being raped? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two flies in your soup

What do you call a black guy with a peg leg? An amputee.

Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

What did the white man say to the black man? Nice Pants

Your mother is so slutty that she seduced me while I was drunk. I'm so sorry.

How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

What do you call something that shoots out a white gooey liquid? A shampoo bottle

why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

1 I've been diagnosed with-- 2 I don't give a f*ck, go die in a hole!

A praying mantis is very graceful

a black guy, mexican guy, and asian guy race to hop over a window. the mexican because he had to clean it first.

casey, that is all, ruddel, that is all, hi mark

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