a black person was walking into his home. good thing balls like apple juice and Miley Cyrus was keeping guard with her sword.

How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

I need a side cart on my motorcycle just for my diick

Your mom is so fat, she weighs 732 kilograms.

why cant black people swim? I dont know but they killed my family

Any similarity between Jesse and a human is purely coincidental!

Q: What did the serail rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

Your mum so ugly that she isn't married

Q:Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because he lost all of his tongue due to the chemicals of cigarettes.

What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

Knock Knock. Who's there? Charles. Charles who? It's your brother Charles. I came straight here from the doctor. I was just diagnosed with stage 4 testicular cancer.

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

Why did the blond girl walk into the street pole? Because she wasn't paying attention.

What did the alchoholic get for his birthday? Nothing. His alchohol abuse split up is family and now he is alone.

Thats malarious! When something is so funny that... malaria

How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

Why are black people black? Because they're clearly not white.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

i know the best knock knock joke! you start! other person: knock knock me: whos there ........

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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