- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally murdered six's family

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Humpty the extreme sized grenade fell off the wall. The universe is now in little pathetic bits.

Q: What is black, white and red all over? A: Interracial sex during the time which the bible has decreed as abhoration.

Which is funnier: a sack of coal or a sack of old clothes? Neither is particularly funny.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She was too tired and was afraid that if she got behind the wheel it might cause her to fall asleep at the wheel which would result in an accident.

what do you call a million black people on the moon? a good start

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Love and attention from his parents.

What did the gay man say to the other gay man? I like guys... cause I'm gay.

Why did the chicken cross the road? it doesn't matter, it got turned into KFC before it crossed.

Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

whats black and hangs from my tree my neighbor

Harry thrust his wand forward, "Expelliarmus!" Voldemort casually ducks, and fires a killing curse at our hero.

What will you never see? A white Guy that can jump.

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Your mom is so retard that she needs "special help" from medical professionals. :3 <33

Where does Mario go after you finish the game? Drug rehab.

What was wrong with the man watching a black and white television program? He wasn't watching a black and white television program at all-he actually had color blindness.

have you ever seen an elephant hiding behind a flower? No? well it must have been hiding pretty well.

What grows best during the cold Winter season? The number of deaths among homeless people.

What's 2+2? Gonorrhea

Why did Larry fall off his bike? He was hit in the head with a brick...

What's white and horny? A unicorn

How does an asian man drive? He hops into the car, turns the ignition, slowly accelerates from his parking spot and merges into everyday traffic

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