Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

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What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

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Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

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A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

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Whats the difference........ Between a duck?

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2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

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What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

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Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

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What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

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Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

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Once ther was a happy little boy and he was just playing with his dinosaur when he was hit by the school bus that was supposed to take him to school. The End

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have u seen helen kellers dad? A: neither has she

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Impossible, fruits to not have the ability to talk.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

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I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

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Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

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Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

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What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

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My uncle got hit by a truck, what was the last thing to go through his mind? The drive shaft.

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Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

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What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

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why did sally fall off the swings she had no arms knock knock whos there not sally

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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