What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

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So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Mike Mike who? Mike who you just called and told to come over Oh ok, come in

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Q.whats long, black and hard to cut through? A.a line at kfc!

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why did the firefighter let the fire burn... becuase of inattentivieness. he will soon be fired.

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Why was the boy mentally retarded? Because his mother was a tree

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Why Is Billy So Dumb? He Didin't Pass School

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Whats the difference between a cow and a sheep a cow goes baa and a sheep goes moo

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A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

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Why are Holocaust locations so expensive? They were mass acres.

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Chuck Norris is dead......

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What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

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How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

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Where does Charlie Sheen Shop? Winners

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What is a black person's favorite color? There are many different colors and it would be unrealistic to believe that all the people of a single race would choose the same one as their favorite.

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Why do dogs bark? Idk why? Cause there dogs

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What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

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what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

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What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

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Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had celebral palsy.

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Roses are red Violets are blue If you are reading this Then it must be deja vu

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The grass is always greener on the other side.

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roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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