- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, yup.

drugs sex and alchohole are yumme as AIDS

So a cat a dog are in a field.The dog then proceeds to eat the cat and take a nap

roses are red violets are dead honey is yellow and so is head

WHY DO JEWS HATE GERMANY? THEY DON'T THEY FORGAVE THE NAZIS :-) ( . )( . ) -------

Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

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Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

Why did the shark attack the rock? Because it thought it was a human.

How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

Knock, Knock Who's there? The IRS, we're taking your house. This is a vacation notice, please be out of the property in 30 days. Have a nice day.

Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

Question: What do you call the black guy wearing a white shirt? Answer: Steve. His parents game him the name at birth, and he is called that ever since.

A woman walking alone through a poor area of town. She is approached by a man who proceeds to mug her, rape her, and murder her.

Whats worse than burning your foot? Getting it eaten off by a cannibal.

What did the vibrator say to the condom? Watch, I'll get laid before you do!!!

How do you kill a jew? In a variety of destructive manners that are illegal and I would hope you would decide against.

:( You are right Nero, I am terribly sorry, when I see you, I see the brightest man I have ever seen, should you ever turn against me and stop underestimating yourself, there is nothing I could do.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

Why does Eric Clapton use a Mac? Because he prefers Macs.

Your momma's so ugly, she has endure self-esteem issues relating to her appearance that have plagued her since grade school.

How do black people get rich? They collect welfare checks.

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