Why did the sheriff cross the road? Cuz I told him to.

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Beans, beans the magical fruit. The more you smoke, the blacker your lungs get.

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If you have 12 apples and I have 12 ice cubes how many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police. Come out with your hands up!

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Are you black? Kill yourself.

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Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

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men's rights activists

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what is white on top and black on bottom Society What is black on top and white on bottom Rape

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Can I have a dollar? I don't know, can you?

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Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I`ve got a car behind me. Don`t worry about that you have aids.

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mirror mirror on the wall who has the most desire of them all? Matt Daly!

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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"what did the priest say to the rabbi?" "what" "my religions better

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Q What happened to the kid with diabetis and a one legged mom A. He got hit by a bus

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, there could be several reasons. The sight of another chicken, its wondering imagination, but because chickens cannot speak, therefore, can never know the true answer.

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What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

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A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

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I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

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Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

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what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

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Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

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Man 1: my wife has lovley perfume. She smells like a peppermint cream. Man 2: Yeah, I know, I spent eight hours shagging her last night.

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LeBron in the fourth quarter

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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