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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

So, what happens when Germany attacks France? France proceeds to slaughter the attackers mercilessly, as it was during the Feudal Ages, a time when France was Europe's superpower.

2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question.

What's invisible and smells like carrots? An invisible carrot!

Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

Why did the policeman who's third wife just lost 20 pounds go to sleep? He was tired.

A white man got injected by Heroin at a party and got instantly addicted.

A blonde was taking a Math exam, so she brought her Asian boyfriend with her. It turns out they were going to his father's retirement party afterwards.

What happens when you rub two penises together? Gay sex.

Bacon makes everything delicious, yes? And coffee makes everything exciting, yes? Put the two together and you get a caffeinated porky roller coaster in your mouth.

What's the difference between a picnic table and a Mexican? A picnic table can support a family of four.

What gets bigger and bigger and bigger, then dies? A baby.

Roses are red, violets are blue, shit is brown and so are you

Two black guys were walking down a street to meet up a local drug dealer. Turns out the black guys were undercover cops who arrested the drug dealer and both recieved awards for finding the criminal.

What happens when metal and ice collide together? The Titanic

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What did the mother say to her son when she saw his report card? I don't know. I wasn't there.

What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

when life givs you lemons you say no thank you i dont take food from strangers

what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

Women's Rights.

Whats The difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash And one is a watermelon

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