Who is the most famous black person? Michael Jackson, except he's not black.

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What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

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Roses are red Violets are blue Why do the following sentences never have anything to do with the roses and violets?

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Three explorers are walking through the jungle when they are suddenly captured by a group of cannibals, the cannibals, going through years of culture and hereditary custom, kill the explorers, skin their bodies, chop them to pieces and cook their flesh, finally they eat it giving them a prosperous feast while the rest of the world is unaware of whatever happened in that jungle.

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What happened to the orphan? Who cares?

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Q.What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, no head, and no blood in his body? A.Dead.

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So an irishmen, jewish, and asain walk into the bar...and the bartender said get out..

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If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

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hey i jut met u, and i have alzeihmer, cheese and toast

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Knock knock Fuck off!

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Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

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9/11

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1.Why were the black men asked to leave the bar? Because it was a womens bar. 2.Why did the 40 year old get an erection? Because he was excited.

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What starts with "F" and ends in "uck" Firetruck.

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Confucius says... The superior man, when resting in safety, does not forget that danger may come. When in a state of security he does not forget the possibility of ruin. When all is orderly, he does not forget that disorder may come. Thus his person is not endangered, and his States and all their clans are preserved.

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Here's a riddle: What can you catch, but not throw? A really heavy ball, or STDs.

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Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch! He tripped over the little step at the entrance. But don't worry, he's not hurt, it just startled him for a second there. They should put a caution sign out front, somebody might get a serious injury. You can never be too safe, after all.

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What the difference between a black person and a piece of shit in a bucket? The bucket

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what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? ... A boy played in mud.

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What's the difference between me and an animal? I'm human

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Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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