man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

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What's brown and seven feet tall? A door

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What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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I will grant you one wish, but it sure as hell isn't coming true!

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Knock Knock. Shut up.

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What do you call a smart phone that doesn't want to work? The first conscious phone ever

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My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

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What do call a someone with no arms, legs, and has an eye patch? Names

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Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

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-How do you kill a douche? -You stab him untill he cries out in mercy and stops moving.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

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How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? most likely one unless there is physical disability that makes this person incapable of this action

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How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

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what class did Jimmy get an A in? None, he is dyslexic

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What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

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Jax vs Pig Jax: HOHAHOHOHAHOHAHOHA... Etc Pig *spinning head like neck is gonna break off* Shao Kahn: FINISH HIM! Jax: GOT YA! OH YEAH... BEASTIALI*Y, BEAST*ALITY? AGAIN?

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What is the key to a good anti-joke? A disappointing or intellectual punch-line said in a calm and passive tone.

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did you know hellen keller had a dog? niether did she

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Three black men get out of a taxy. They split the bill evenly and get on with their day... By Wade

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Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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Q Why did the feminist cross the road? A To suck my dick

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Open up. We have a warrant for your arrest.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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