- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Michael Jackson bad at chess ? Because he is dead.

Why did Sam have no friends? He was dead.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

what is the difference between two trees? it doesn't matter because motorcycles don't have doors

How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

Alien vs. Predator = Evil Staplers vs. Evil Jamaicans

how do demolish a building alkekwhakbar

A small mexican boy saves up enough money to buy his very own skateboard. His mother is dead.

Guys, I think I'm gonna apply to join the Crips. My SAT score is a 2050, and their average score is a 2200. My GPA, however, is a 4.6, and their average is only a 4.2. Do you guys think that they will take me? Or should I try and apply for the Bloods?

What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why did the black guy seem so black next to a white guy? Because he had more melanin in his skin

How many polish people does it take to change a light bulb? Just one. The polish are a civilized and prosperous country.

There's two muffins in an oven, the first muffin says "Woah, it's really hot in here!". The second muffin says "Oh my God! A talking muffin!"

Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

What are the first three words in a Mexican Cook Book? Steal a chicken.

Whats funny about a man in a pink leotard ? Nothing infact i think he's very brave

What did one duck say to the other duck? Quack.

what do you call a woman who has sex for money? smart.

Why did the nervous man jump out of a plane? He was sky diving.

A: Where does a cow go on the weekends? B: To the mooooovies? A: No, to the slaughterhouse.

Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

what do you call five mexicans pushing a truck up a hill? Five mexicans stuck in the middle of nowhere looking for an auto mechanic.

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