- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

A man builds a time machine but can only travel back in time. Where does he go? Irrelevant. Time and space exist on different planes.

hmm, thinking, thinking, SNAPPLE!

two flowers in a meddow recently bloomed a cow came over and ate them, and the cow died of herpes the next day

What do you call a yelling, enraged Asian man? A fucking asshole.

Why didn't the mexican make the basketball team? He had never practiced and was overweight

Your momma is so ugly that when she stepped on the mirror, it broke.

Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

Why did the horse go to the doctor? It had a heart disease.

You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon

So a boy walks into a bar. He broke his arm and now is severly crippled

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

So a baby seal walks into a club.

Roses are red , violets are blue, you like 1d? STFU

Two guys walk into A bar. The third one ducks.

What did the blonde say when she fell out of a tree? Nothing, she shattered her trachea upon landing.

Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

why does the man appear fat he is

Knock Knock Who's there? The KKK, got any blacks?

A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

What do you call a white guy in a mostly black neighborhood? His name.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was involved in a homicide at the Children's Hospital resulting in death row right away and was involved in the killing of 12 other numbers on last Tuesday.

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