- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers who are you?

There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having a giant, angry ape on steroids rip your heart out and eat it before your eyes as you painfully die from the unbearable pain and rapid blood loss.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

What's red and fun to drink through a bendy straw? Period blood

why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

Don't you hate when you finger your belly button and your nipples exploed?

Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

13 =B you just learned something

Q: What's blue and yellow all over? A: A baby at the bottom of the pool with a slashed floatie. Q: What's red and yellow all over? A: A floatie at the top of a pool with a slashed baby.

Is that a gun? Or are you forcing your boner into my back? Or is it something completely different that shares the physical characteristics of guns and boners?

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

What do you call your female dog? Your bitch

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? A friendly individual who cares nothing about racial differences and instead judges people based on character.

Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

What did the strawberry say to the elephant? Nothing. Because it's a strawberry and strawberries can't talk.

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