What's funny? Women's rights.

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Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are all dead

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Why did the boy fall of his bike? Becuase he was hit by a couch.

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Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

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Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

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i am 26 why was i kidnapped 13 years ago cause i was in a badly written play

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Banana. Banana who? The Holocaust.

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why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

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Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

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Why did the elephant climb the tree? Because he didn't want to tie his shoe.

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The Blonde walked into a wall.

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One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

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what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

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Q: What do you call a person with no arms and no legs ??? A: Stumpy

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Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

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What did the coworker say about the new girls butt Nothing be cause he was quite the gentleman and wanted to be respectful ts the woman as she already had enough problems such as being hit by a bus and dying.

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Have you heard that Bert & Ernie from Sesame Street are gay? If so, than whoever told you may be mentally challenged, Bert & Ernie are both puppets which even though they resemble people with active personalities, they remain puppets and do not have a sexual oreintation.

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Why did Harry Potter go to meet Professor Lupin? --Because he wanted to practice casting his Patronus

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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A boy walks to the bark and on his way he sees two individuals having sex in a car. He runs home and asks hios mother what he saw. She responds vinny is an enormous dork

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Three children had stumbled into an old cottage where they were met by a wizard. The wizard pointed out a slide in the corner of his cottage. He told the children that they could each go down the slide and that they could shout out a word while sliding. He told them that what ever they shouted, they would land in a pool of it at the bottom of the slide. So the first child began sliding and shouted out "GOLD" and sure enough he landed in a large pool of solid gold. Due to its extreme hardness the child was killed immediately on impact.

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Why did the rooster cross the road? Because he wanted to prove he wasn't a chicken.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

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What do you do when your wife is about have a baby? Throw her off the balcony go into parking lot and reach into her mouth if you feel a leg stab her in the belly button untill her intestines are coming out and burn the body singing Elmo's world

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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