Why did the black man buy a gun? Because he and his family live in a dangerous neighborhood.

What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

Golf.

How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

A skeleton walks into a bar, asks for a mug of beer and a washcloth.

Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

Once there was a girl named Andrea

Why the monkey fall out the tree? Cause he was dead!

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, and they don't have to be blonde, anyone can screw in a light bulb.

what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

What is similar between a dog and a cat? They are both dogs except for the cat.

What time is it? 2:47 PM.

Why did to plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

What did the Pope say to the homosexual couple? Welcome to the community.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Take a chainsaw and cut the swing in half

Then none of us want to be right.

ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

Why don't woman wear watches? Because there is a clock on the stove!

why did you poop because you are a poop

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

why did the dog went inside the church? because the door was open.

What did PSY say about his newest song? Probably something in Korean.

What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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