A Muslim and 2 French people walked into a bar They start to have a nice conversation about Charlie Hebdo

What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

steven hawking walks into a bar

Why was the blonde confused? Because someone was dressed in a chicken costume throwing pinecones at her.

What do you call a penguin in the desert? Most likely a dead penguin.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

How do you piss off a moose? You throw popcorn at it

Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant monkey

What do lazy asses get for Christmas? Fat

*knock knock* i have diarrhea

Q:Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? A:Because she had no arms.

A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

What do you call a joke that isn't funny? A joke that isn't funny.

Lindsay Lohan

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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