- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

A grandma starts pinching her grandsons cheeks and saying who's a little cutie pie the baby begins to bleed cause his grandmas nails are peircing his skin

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

Knock Knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Just kidding, it's Danny. Oh okay, come in.

Your mother is so fat, that somebody should inform her of the risks of eating unhealthy foods because she could obtain life threatening diseases.

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh hey Banana what's up? Nothing much. You? Oh nothing, I was just talking to Apple here. Oh hey Apple. Hey.

What do you call a black person flying an airplane? The pilot.

Why did the little boy throw a clock out of the window? Because he wanted to break it.

Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

People who are addicted to brake fluid just can't stop.

A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

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person 1: i have a good knock knock joke person 2: ok what is it? person 1: say knock knock! person 2: knock knock person 1: trollollollollollollo

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