IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

What did the pepper say to Mr. Peno? Hallo peno!

What did Mel Gibson say to the African-American? I'm sorry

Why couldn't the boy turn around in the hallway? Becasue he had a javelin through his head

what's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? one is fun to hit with a sledge hammer, and one is a watermelon

why is the black guy cross the rode. he did not' he got in a truck. i know it does not make s...

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

God is real.

What's worse then the holocaust? Stepping on a lego.

Why couldn't Jimmy go bowling with the rest of his friends? His parents shot him.

How do you get a single-armed monkey down from a tree? Wave.

Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

Fuzzy-wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy-wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy-wuzzy died of cancer.

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

So 2 apples are having sex, and one apple sais to the other, I got worms.

saw a free cat yesterday...it was dead on the side of the road

What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

A man walks into a bar. Ow

what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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