an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

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So, a man walks into a bar. Suddenly, the universe around him cracks, unable to sustain the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? You provide him with a ladder of varying length depending on his height in the tree and hold the ladder to ensure that it is stable and safe while he is climbing down. If he his very high in the tree then it may be helpful to call the fire department for assistance in getting him down.

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Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

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AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

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A Stoner sees a bag of chips.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

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Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, there is no reason for a chicken to need to cross a road.

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A black man is running down the street with a purse in his hand. He was trying to catch up to the old woman who forgot it at the restaurant. She was very grateful.

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Why did Batman brush his teeth? So he wouldn't get bat breath

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A amazing I idiots D discover S sex

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quantum physics?

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What do you call a black man? Rob

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Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't.

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Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

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What's Hitler's favorite beverage? Soda! Not Juice (jews) you asshat!

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Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

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Where will you be in twenty years? Celebrating the twentieth anniversary of reading this question... unless you're older than 60, which by modern life expectancy, you'd be dead.

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Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

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So a penguin walks into a bar. Penguin's have been affected by global warming so much that they decide to drink away as they near their final hours.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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