Whats black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

Who didn't allow the gorilla into the ballet studio? Whoever was in charge.

I put the STD in stud now all i need is U

Why did Jerry Sandusky appeal his conviction? Because the judge wrongly considered inadmissible evidence.

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

Who row's? •Liam Findlay

* two sisters are making yo mama jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

Whats worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two busses.

How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

What is little,red and its in the corner??? -strawberry in the corner

Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

What's the difference between 2 pieces of meat? Nothing

Where was sally during the bombing? Everywhere!

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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