a Gay Man Walks Into A Bar And See's its Only Women In There, He Screams And Leaves

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How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

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what has two lags and red all over? :a cat in a chinies restrunt...

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "I'm going to kill everyone you've ever loved you fucking cocksucker, you think you can get away with sleeping with my wife? You better think again kiddo I will take away everything from you until you are reduced to a smoldering ruin of what you once was, mark my words bitch."

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Why did they use the phone as a football? Because it was a phone-ball.

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Ok so 3 guys walk into a bar... the fourth one ran.

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What did Hitler say to the Jewish boy? Nothing, Hitler died many years ago...

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Why is The stop sign bent? Because a ambulance full of sick kids hit it.

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The doctor told a man he had aids. He told his friends he had AIDS so his friends wouldn't sleep with his wife after he died.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ed. Ed who? Ed Begley Jr.

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Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

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whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being chased by other cannibal chickens.

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if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

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whats the difference between a ferrari in my garage, and a pile of dead babies in my garage. I do not have a ferrari but i do have a pile of dead babies

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Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

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So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

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In the time it has taken you to read this, a small African child has died.

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Knock knock Who's there Evan Evan who Evans erectile area is largo with Sarah plains pudding

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There's a redhead, a brunette and a woman with green hair walking down the street. A man asks them how they all came to have such beautiful and vibrant hair color. The redhead smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The brunette smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The woman with green hair blows her nose, and replies "It isn't natural, I'm rebelling against society's conformist ideals. Also I was not loved enough as a child." She has a cold.

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We are sorry for being so sorry, and apologize again for apologizing so much... Why wont you just let me apologize? Does this insult you? I apologize. HEY! STOP THAT! I SAID I WAS SORRY SORRY FOR BEING SORRY! FORGIVE ME PLEASE SORRY WHY ARE YOU DRAWING THAT KNIFE OUT OF THE... LISTEN I AM SORRY!!! From my book the boy that cried help too much: The help arrived and the boy was never seen again. TRIPLE POST TO SAY SORRY FOR DOUBLE POSTING! QUADRUPLE POST TO SAY SORRY FOR DOUBLE POSTING...ETC.

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A genie walks into a bar. The bartender asks for three wishes. The genie says "okay". The bartender says "I wish I was the richest person in the world." The genie says "okay." Then He woke up

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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