- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i like turtles

your so vein that doctors find you really helpful when giving you injections

Why did the boy jump off a cliff Because he was gay and committed suicide

why did the black guy where orange shoes? Because he likes orange.

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent get brutally murdered.

Kinky = using a feather Perverted = using the whole chicken Weird = using chicken bones Downright disgusting = all of the above, plus a cat

What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

Why did your mom fall off the swing? I shot him.

-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

A B C D E F G.... Gummy bears are chasing me 1 is red, 1 is blue 1 is tryin to steal my shoe now i'm running for my life cuase the red 1 has a knife

knock knock whos there? your mom really? well whats she wearing a refridgerator.

What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

What do you call a man that likes to play baseball? A Baseball Player.

Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

69...you know how awkward this is now...

"knock knock" "who's there" "Chuck" "Get out of here Chuck I hate you!"

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car".

What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares? Why would a squirrel need to change a lightbulb?

You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't divide by zero.

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