- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

How do you blind an Asian? Rip out his eyeballs.

Why was the African Americanfemale at an abortion clinic? Because she just killed a child.

How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Ouch.

What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

What's puby and dandruffy? Aodhan Hearty

Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

It's gone. It's all gone. There's nothing left.

oh whatever Greece isn't going to leave the eurozone shut up about it already

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

Q:Why don't black people go on cruises? A:They already fell for that trick once.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's only a joke. It's not that, my wife and son were just killed in a drunk driving accident.

why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

Q: What did the gun say to the person. A: Bang.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

chuck norris was bit by a snake, a few hours later he died

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

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