What is worse than finding dead parents? Not finding them.

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Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

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My friends all use twitter but i dont know how to use it, so i said i will carry a megaphone around saying what i am doing at random times. Like yesterday i was in the library so i said into my megaphone "i am in the library" Yay i got 3 new followers, 2 of them were cops. Jokes From Blox Computers Corporation [Thailand] Bellow Joke In Thai: ?????? Twitter ???????????????? ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ? ???????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? "i am ??????????" ??????????????? 3, 2 ????????????????????

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Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

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Why did the personal trainer get fired from the gym? He lacked good customer service skills.

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don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

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tennis grunts . . . no different from sex noises

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient ability. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? That depends on what his name is.

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Why did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

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Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

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Why did the cow cross the road? Cause it wanted to. Why di the chicken cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the cow's face.

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Man- Where can I find a book on the holocaust Book keeper- Have you tried comedy? Man- no I havent Book keeper- good it won't be there

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How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

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Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

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Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

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What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

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You know what would be funny? If the Incredible Hulk asked Spiderman to change his diaper.

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Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant monkey

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Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

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why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

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race-car = rac-ecar

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Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

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