There's a donut on a cruise ship and he goes up to the captain and he's like "hey captain can I drive the cruise ship" and the captain goes "nope, come back tomorrow" so the next day the donut goes up to the captain and says "hey captain can I drive the cruise ship" and the captain replies "nope, come back tomorrow" so the next day the donut goes up to the captain and he's like "hey captain can I drive the cruise ship" and the captain says "NO!" and throws him over board Theres a couple on the cruise ship and the man was going to have a romantic dinner with his girlfriend and propose. So he was showing his bestfriend (who was also on the cruise ship) the ring. But was he pulled it out the wind picked up and the ring fell over board. So the man was forced to have a romantic dinner with his girlfriend and couldn't propose. So they go to dinner and the both get crab. And when they open up the crab and guess what's in the crab?! Not the ring the donut!!!

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Why did the police officer arrest the baseball player? He raped and murdered a thirteen year old girl.

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How do you judge a black person? By the content of their character.

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what do you do if you get in a car wreck with a black man get out of your vehicle and exchange insurance information

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What did the old man get for Christmas? He forgot because he has alzheimer's

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Wihat's red, green, and goes 100 miles an hour? A frog in a blender!!!!!

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Jim: Kevin, how old are you? Kevin cries because they are twins. His Brother was hit in the head with a bat yesterday and does not remember anything.

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what do i refer too White people = Business Yellow People = Smart Black People = Drug Smugglers, Terrorists, Rapists etc

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To buy more crystal meth to fuel his addiction while his wife and children starved in the public houses.

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Why does it take more than one squirrel to change a light bulb Why? Because they're so darn stupid

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An old white lady falls on the ground in the middle of the night. Just then, two positively huge black men in hoodies walk up to her and she is frightened. But as it turned out, they just wanted to help her get on her feet, and called a taxi for her. When she had no money, they gladly paid her fare. This is because they're good people and not muggers

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An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

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Who lives in a pineaplle under the sea? Nobody but bacteria that will slowly eat your stomach.

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knock knock who's there ... '*Opens the door slowly* SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

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My Friend Philip had his lip removed today. he is just Phil now.

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Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

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What's worse than a shotgoun to the balls? Nothing.

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Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

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why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

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Q. What did the dog say to the cat? A. Ruff.

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A girl walks into a bar and the bartender says, "why is your face so tan?" And she replies "I just got back from the beach."

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The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

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Two guys walk into a bar. But the third one was a duck.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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