- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has parkinsons and therefore couldn't keep his hand steady.

your momma so fat, that she secretly crys every night, because she is so self concious about her weight. and has to talk to a therapist because shes bolemic and has suicidal thoughts, because she cant stand the way she looks

Your moms so fat, she needed repruductive surgury.

What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both fruit. Except the elephant.

Q:Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, an honest lawyer and an old drunk are walking down the street together when they simultaneously spot a hundred dollar bill. Who gets it? A:The old drunk, of course; the other three are mythological creatures.

So a penguin walks into a bar. Penguin's have been affected by global warming so much that they decide to drink away as they near their final hours.

What do you get when you cross a turtle and a platypus? Well, I don't think it's genetically possible by nature, but Turtpus is a pretty funny name.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

why did the man paint his house? cause he never wanted to mow the lawn

cop arrests a jew and interrogates him Jew. i aint telling you nothing cop: really cop pours a bag of coins on the table jew: thats about $7.80 cop: you can have it if you tell us what we want to know jew: ok jew: i stole the money 123

What do you call a mexican man with a rubber toe? Ruberto.

What do you call it when an old person cuts off their fingers? Dementia

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: "My wife's dead."

In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

Q.What happens when Torres scores A. He doesn't

Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

Q. How many grains of rice can you fit in an egg? A. Fire extinguisher.

What did the alchoholic get for his birthday? Nothing. His alchohol abuse split up is family and now he is alone.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Charles. Charles who? It's your brother Charles. I came straight here from the doctor. I was just diagnosed with stage 4 testicular cancer.

Thats malarious! When something is so funny that... malaria

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

Why did the blond girl walk into the street pole? Because she wasn't paying attention.

What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the squirrel.

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