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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

Why is Chuck Norris so frickin awesome? He just is cause he's chuck norris

What do an airplane and a strawberry have in common? They can both fly.... Except for the strawberry

The turd said crazy turd so many cows have ninety two ears and it walked away to the store and drank doors while juggling feces and racist jack-o-lanterns.

A small black boy was walking down the street. He ran into a police officer and the police officer shot him, why? A: Because the officer was racist.

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

Did you know that if you say "gullible" slowy, it still sounds like you're saying "gullible."

Six hats walk out of a garden. When mustard offal fruit paps.

Roses are red Violets are blue If you are reading this Then it must be deja vu

What did little ben get for christmas? A dead grandma

The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips can be of multiple colors.

Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunette: it stands for I Don't Know Blonde: okay, I get it now

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A seal walks into a club, It proceeds to maul customers and then makes its way back to the ocean where it lives.

Why did Billy start a fire? Because he was cold.

How do you make Samuel L. Jackson cry? Trick question...Samuel L. Jackson don't cry. ever...

Q. What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? A. I don't were cleats when I jump on my trampoline.

What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot

Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

Why was the girl crying when she got home? She got raped and mugged on the walk home

What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

Why did the Christian man dislike gays? Because Christianity views being gay as a sin, and as a follower of the religion he decided he did not like gays.

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