- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Mexican overdose on to die. Nothing, he died of old age

what do you call an evening with richard? a waste of time

took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

Up High. high fives In The Middle high fives Down Low high fives In the Grass high fives You've been diagnosed with prostate cancer.

What do you get when you hit a kid with a hockeystick? arrested.

Knock Knock Who's there

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

A man walks into a bar. There is no one there.

What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

HOW MANY CRACK-HEADS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB? NONE, THERE AIN'T NO ELECTRICITY IN THE CRACKHOUSE!!!

Why was Jimmy upset? He wasn't.

What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

Knock Knock Who's there? Tank tank who? You're welcome

Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

Your mom's house is so old, that she has rats and other various critters such as spiders, gnats, and mosquitoes.

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