Girl look at that body, girl look at that body, I got passion in my pants... Actually I lied, I got a penis and testicles in my pants, but I'm afraid to show it because people might think it's small, sorry

A group of young men walks into a bar. They drink some booze, laugh, have a great time and then go home to sleep.

How many chickens does it take to cross the road? It only takes 1 chicken to cross the road. You don't need a lot.

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her to jump over your car, then drive by in a truck

An atmosphere goes into one bar. Which is pretty normal since it is roughly the regular value of the atmospheric pressure on Earth at sea level

Dead girls can't say no.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Not Suzy!!

What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

Who in Tyrone's black family gave him presents on christmas? Not his dad.

What do porn stars do after they retire? No clue but some idiot made a movie about it.

Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

Knock, Knock... Whose there? No one... you have no friends.

Knock knock Who's there? Amy winehouse Amy winehouse who? Amy winehouse died by falling down a flight of stairs.

What did Yoda say to Darth Vader? The only time the two had talked Darth Vader was still Anakin therefor, he said nothing.

i dont know why but when ever i see jew they always say "whats up?"

What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

Why should you never eat a jellyfish on a Wednesday? Because it will sting you with its poison.

How did the black guy get knocked out? He was hit by a fridge.

laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer, then you will die.

whats worse than having a gay friend ? 9/11

Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

Q: what r u eating under there? A: underwear ewww thats nasty

A farmer accidentally trips his wife. She falls down the stairs and the farmer is quickly arrested for murder.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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