- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

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What do u call a ginger man with no ears? What ever the hell u want Because he's deaf

Why did the ceiling fall down? Because there weren't any walls.

Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

What did the man on the moon say? Nothing. He died because his supply of oxygen ran out.

Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

Did u think that last joke was funny? Well this one isnt

How many cats would it take to change a lightbulb? Cats can't change lightbulbs

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Teenage pregnancy.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

why did the boat sink the captain drove it into a pile of sharp rocks

Equal rights!

Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

what did the 3 year old get for her birthday? nothing she died of terminal cancer at the age of 2

Whats long and red all over? This Cut on my arm, i should get it checked out.

I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

What's worse; twelve babies in one trash can or one baby in twelve trash cans?

A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

Why did the retarded guy follow the 7 year old? Because he's a stalker.

How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Well thats a stupid question, just one.

A man walked in to a store and asked for four candles. The storeman brought some fork handles and placed them on the counter. The customer said "No... 'Four Candles' a rather amusing sketch performed by The Two Ronnies, a comedy double act in the 1970s."

Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We are both lawyers.

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