- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a unicorn? Jab a stick through a pink horse and name it Liam

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

Once upon a time there was a man exercising, he pulled a muscle and had to have his heart removed. In other words, don't exercise. The end.

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Women's Rights..

Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

Q. Why did the television set turn on? A. Because someone pressed the power button.

a duck wanted grapes. he didnt get any

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

I'm going to Re-write History... History

A kid asks his mom: "Mom, what would I be when I grow up?" And so his mother answers: "You won't grow up, you have cancer"

What advice did the cat give to the man? Nothing because it's a cat.

A guy walks into a bar and falls.

In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

An Atheist sneezed. Everyone around him said, "God bless you." He thanked them and continued on with his day.

why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

Why was Timmy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face

What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

Q:Why is the WMBA so unsuccessful? A:Barely anyone watches it

an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

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