- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

What should you never give to your friends as a wedding present? An old plastic bag full of rubbish.

There is a really funny joke which can only be seen by smart people, it goes as such:

How many lemurs does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

One time there was a man walking down the street. Wrong, it is physically impossible to walk down a street, you can only walk along it.

an emo girl walked into a white room

Go online. why? To get a quote. why? To save money. why? Because we said so! Parenting can be hard. See how easy it is to save with GEICO.

why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

What is worse than catching someone trying to cheat by looking at your exam? Getting struck by lightning.

Why did the girl fall over? She was poisoned for being the fairest one of all.

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the other ____?

What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

Q:how do you fit 100 jews in a car? A:2 in the front 3 in the back and the other 95 in the ashtray

Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

What do you call a kid with one leg and an eye patch? Names

XD I TOTALLY CANT BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT ONE! XD IT WAS LIKE SO OBVIOUS! XD

what do you get when you mix peanut butter and jelly? a sweaty black guy

what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

Let me guess, you where really ready to Not not tell me that.

Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live on at the bottom.

BAr intO a wAlks… sorry I wrote that joke after walking out of a bar.

A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

Why did the girl lie to the priest? because she didn't want to tell him the truth

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