why did the tortoise cross the road? it does not matter, it got hit by a vehicle and died on impact.

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How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Pokemon are fictional, therefore Pikachu is fictional, meaning he would never be at a bus station in the real world at all.

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An Irishman walked into a pub.... He never left.

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What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

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YOU

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Why did Fred fall off the bike? He was a shoe.

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I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts.

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What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

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Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

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A pair of brothers walked into a bar. It was where the wake was being held from their mother's funeral.

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You know the drill, the world is not as black and white as it was before, just because we are not on the same side, does not make us enemies either. As for whatever is going on, I can assure you I had nothing to do with the fall of the first underground, and neither will I make sure whatever you scraped together, large or small falls either, I realize I should have thought this trough some more, but we had little time to act on this one.

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Q: What's worse than tripping down the stairs in front of a crowd of people? A: The bombing of Hiroshima

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Why don't men want to marry virgins? They are wary of women who are inexperienced and who they may be sexually incompatible with.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

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Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

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Yo mama's so white that she has to use lots of sunscreen to prevent from getting sunburned.

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My girlfriend wanted to talk about her feelings ... SO I TOLD THAT BITCH THAT... i really loved her and care about her feelings

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What's black and white and red all over? Half of a zebra.

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Your mamma's so dumb, she's had problems functioning in society, due to illiteracy problems, and a general incomprehension of her surroundings and own thoughts.

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how do you punish hellen keller? you can't she's dead

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What do you call a doctor without a head? Deceased

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A monkfish walks into a bar... The world blew up

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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