- Anti Joke

Q. What did the father say to his son? A. Nothing, he just hit him with his belt. His wife tried to intervene, but she too was hit by said belt.

Q: What's the answer to this question? A: The question to this answer.

Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

What did Cinderella wear at the ball? Clothes

A black man, a gay man, and an Asian woman are sitting at a bar. The black man gets a phone call, and after the call all three of them are excited because they are all friends and the black man just got into a good college.

i like punching orphans in the face, you wanna know why? what are they gonna do? tell their parents???

What's silent but deadly? A baby falling from a 10 story building

Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

How do you take a shit?, by taking it to go.

knock knock! who's there? a fat salesperson here to deliver your supplements

How do you silence Justin Bieber? Hold his head under water until he stops struggling.

Simon: Knock Knock Alfredo: Who's there? Simon: Wire Alfredo: Wire Who SImon? Simon: Wire are you asking me this!!!!

Knock Knock. Who's there? Come in! Come in who? I'm just com in' inside.

your mamma so fat... she went to hell.

Argon walks into a bar. The bartender yells, "Get the hell out!" Argon doesn't react.

I was just thinking of how much i laughed at the challenger launch.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red viloits are blue Bernard is hot but then i led to you

what do u call a turtle with no shell? Larry

how do you tune a piano, you dont, piano tuners tune a piano, I wasn't talking to you!

Why was the man struck by lightning? Josh Mathai was there.

Why did the hooker cross the road? Because was a prostitute

What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, oceans don't have hands to wave either

your mother is such a nice person that most people enjoy her company