- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the asian lady buy the large shirt instead of the medium? Because the medium didn't fit

What does Pluto and a creamsicle have in common? Neither of them are a planet.

what doesn't kill you makes you crippled for life because you lost use of your legs in a tragic car accident

why did the chicken cross the road? i have no idea, i dont know what goes on in a chicken's brain. the better question would be why was a chicken loose in a city

Why did the plane crash The pilot, being an uneducated pilot, crashed the plane as he didn't have proper training, and the whole of the passengers died.

You're mama's so stupid, she decided to go back to school and finish her degree in Russian Literature to improve her self-esteem and maybe -- just maybe -- save her marriage, which had been on the rocks, mostly due to her intolerable self-loathing.

Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

If you're jumping rope, and both the tires are flat, how much frosting would it take cover the staircase? Rocket!

There are a fox and a chicken and the fox eats the chicken.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

if you fall, I'll be there. -floor

A Higgs Boson walks into a church, and the priest says, "We don't allow Higgs Boson's in here," and the Higgs Boson says, "But I thought Christianity promised acceptance to everyone who believes."

Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

An englishman, an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar. They were all lawyers out on lunch break and happened to walk into the same building. They laughed about the coincidence over the a drink

a fat man walks out of mcdonalds

Why is it easy to steal candy from a baby? Because the baby is smaller, weaker and would not pose any threat.

Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

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