What do you call a group of geese? A giggle

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Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

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Why was billy sad? He was being brutally hacked to peices behind his garage

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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An optimistic person says the glass is half full Pessimistic people say the glass is half empty Engineers say the glass is 2 times the size it needs to be.

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why did the chicken cross the road ...WHO FREAKING CARES!!!!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm locked in someone's basement, Please help me.

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Ben." Ben who?" "Ben Dover!" "Ben,it's been 7 years. I already moved on and have a new husband and family. Stop coming here or I'm calling the police."

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Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school? Both of his legs were amputated. He can't ride a bike ever again.

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Lil Wayne's song 6 foot 7 foot was named after my wewe

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Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

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Who's the fastest kid in AA

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Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

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pull my finger (farts)

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What do you call a puppy with all it's legs missing? Franklin, the quadraplegic puppy.

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What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

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(Mortal Kombat Annihilation) Princess Kitana: "Mother, you're alive" Sindel: "Too bad you, will die" (Troll 2) "They're eating her. And then they're gonna me. Oh my gawwwwwwwwd." (The Room) Johnny: I did not hit her, it's not true! It's bullshitt! I did not hit her! [throws water bottle] Johnny: I did *not*. Oh hi, Mark. Mark: Oh, hey Johnny, what's up?

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Why Do cats purr when you pet them? I'm actually asking a question there I don't know why.

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Yo momma so pretty,she gets a lot of compliments.

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I will see it when I believe it, as far as your order or whatever goes, I have already taken a look, and its nothing for me, you hide behind idealism yet use cruel methods and inhuman tactics in order to justify your means, you hide behind a shell of fucking "charm" and employ people to harass others. YOU ARE NO FUCKING BETTER THAN THE REST! YOU ARE BENEATH ME! As for that sister fucking bullshit, joke is on you, I do not have a sister! I bet that was one of your fucking "Nero`s" all six billion of your fucking personality disorders. Moral: I am the FUCKING MORAL MAN! And while I do not have a sister to rape, ill get down with yours.

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What did the boy get for his birthday? Older.

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Why can't Hellen Keller play the piano? She's dead.

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