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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black guy get for Christmas? (In 1938) A bruise from the Klu Klux Klan.

A man walks into a bar, drinks, then leaves the bar.

Did you know that Claire Seiter likes to drinkapplseiter? No. Oh well she does..

Ask me if im a truck. Are you a truck? Yes.

It takes a minute to know somebody, an hour to fall in love, but a lifetime to forget. Once, my mom forgot me at Disney World.

Knock knock. Who's there? Silence. Silence who? No, I meant there was silence, I didn't really say anything. Oh, OK. But seriously, who's there?

A blonde, brunette, and a redhead are taking a chemistry exam. They each get a solid B on the test.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

A man didn't feel well so he went to the toilet. He had explosive diahrria, then felt better.

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

Why was rebecca crying? Because her mum had just died in a house fire!!!

A woman walks into a bar.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

Whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Jay-z

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, What the **** did i just do? I have no clue......

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