Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

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You know what's a real drag? A club foot

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Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

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how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

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Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

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If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

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How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

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What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't have to cook an onion to eat it.

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Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

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Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

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A White guy, Black guy and Hispanic are all on the same bus. They get off at their predetermined stops and continue their day.

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What worse than stubbing your toe? Getting raped by a panda.

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Why did Susie fall off the monkey bars? She had no arms.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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whats funnier then a children's hospital..... it catching on fire.

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How did Alice get revenge on Diane when Diane called her fat? When Alice was pregnant, she stabbed herself in the stomach and blamed it on Diane. Diane was then sent to prison for murder and received a sentence of 25 years. Alice laughed in court, and Diane was forced to commit suicide. Alice then stole Diane's husband, and she lived happily ever after.

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Why don't you ever want to greet your friend Jack on the plane? Because your wife cheated on you with him and she is having his baby, if you were to even think about talking to Jack, you'd end up slitting his throat and throwing him off the side of the plane into a crocodile pit where they will make a feast of his body for the next couple days... So just don't greet Jack

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OMG SOHPIE IS SOOOOO GREAT AT BLOWING Josh Brown xoxo

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What is blue and has to deal with a vagina. Blue waffle you know who has that Jews But the jews got it from the gassing and the gassing got it from hitlers wifes piss but the blue waffle came from the lesbian she had sex with when she was doing her lesbian phase but the lesbian got it from her father and the father got it from his wife.

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What do you get when you cross a chicken and a turkey? Just a sort of mixed bird thing.

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To the 'am i pregnant now?'-section: Yesterday I spilled mustard on my brand new pants. That was just before I went out to some clubs. That night, after I had enjoyed myself with friends and alcohol, while I was walking home I was raped several times by big, black and hung men. It hurt a lot and my anus is still bleeding. My question is: What is the best way to get rid of the mustard stain?

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Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I`ve got a car behind me. Don`t worry about that you have aids.

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What do you get when a sister and a brother have sex? A deformed child.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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