- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was blind.

Dear 6, Please stop hitting on me, I heard you've done some pretty dirty stuff with 9. Sincerely, 7

what's worse than falling and scraping your knee? living within a 10 mile radius of a Japanese nuclear reactor

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your car repossessed.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? It varies. Alzheimer's is a very slow progressing disease, and many people suffering from it are capable of a wide variety of a number of everyday activities.

How was a blonde woman able to get into Harvard? She was smart and had a very good SAT score.

what is worse than finding finding an apple in your worm? Finding your peanut shells in your peanut.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was involved in a homicide at the Children's Hospital resulting in death row right away and was involved in the killing of 12 other numbers on last Tuesday.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies A live one eating its way out!

You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

Why doesn't your dad want to have sex with your mom? Because my penis is already in her vagina, thus your dad's inability to place his penis in her vagina.

Just got back from the corner store. Bought 3 corners.

How do you cheat your friend up Throw a BRIC at her face.

Whats the difference between the Pope and acne Acne doesn't get onto a kids face until they're 13

Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

Why was the cat unable to drink its milk? He was stapled to the wall

what did the lamp say to the woman Nothing, a lamp is a plastic glass and metal inaminate object therfore it can not speak

A fat man walked into a hot dog.

whats funny about this joke? nothing.

a suicidal man walks up 49 floors and enters a room and opens the window. hes worked there for 5 years and the air condition is broken

what do you call an animal thats black and white and red all over? an elephant

If you watch a pregnancy backwards, it is about a baby that is inserted between the legs of a woman and is slowly broken down for energy and the remains are finally sucked up by a man's genitals. There isn't a joke.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??