- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

Whats fuzzy and pink? A pink fuzz ball

Fuzzy-wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy-wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy-wuzzy died of cancer.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He was perfectly happy where he was.

why did logan cross the road? to get raped by his father again

How do you kill a blonde? You wait until she dies of old age, then copyright her death.

Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

What did the dubstep say? Wub.

Q: Whats horny and likes your leg? A: My dog.

Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

How do you get a black kid to sleep? A cup of warm milk and maybe a lulluby should do it.

What's white and has a crusty nose? Luke Lange

Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm Animals

What would happen if the whole world farted at once?

Theres a girl you like, and a you are playing football with friends. You see the girl about to get hit by the ball, but you catch it. She says "Your a life-saver" and hugs you "You scream touchdown!!!" to impress her, you spike the ball on the ground and it hits her in the face.

Were you born on a freeway? because thats were all accidents happen.

What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

Whats worse than spilling the milk? Getting raped by the easter bunny.

why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

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