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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Whose there? Obviously not Suzie.

I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

What's the difference between a snake, and a lawyer? A snake cannot comprehend law, nor can one attend law school and set up an office. They are also different species.

Why did the flight attendant look scared every time every time she saw a muslim get on the airplane? Because her family got murdered in front of her before she came to work

What did the girl get with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE HERE'S A KNIFE KILL YOURSELF KANE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

Why'd Carly fall off the swing? She got hit by a bus

Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe Coolhsoj

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

What do you call a black man who flys an airplane? A Pilot

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

A Black guy and a Jewish guy walk into a bar. What does the black guy say to the Jew? "Hi".

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says "I forgot to store my nuts for winter now I am dead". Ha! It's funny because the squirrel gets dead.

What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

Knock Knock Whos there Cameron oh

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

whats orange and cant talk? an orange

What did the black boy get for Christmas? A bike his parents bought him.

-Is your refrigerator running? -Yes. -Just wondering.

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