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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

what is green and smells bad? an orange dolphin that poops out rainbows.

Why did the really unfunny man buy AntiJoke The Book??? It was a good deal and only $9.99.

Bible Fact0idz: "Something Drink my blood and consume my flesh and live forever something" Jesus- dead age 30something alcoholism liver problems and diabeetus at time of death, crucified and not been seen since, return pending? Classified Alcoholic. Moral: "YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!"

what do you call a man with a bullet hole in his leg? A man who needs t see a doctor.

Why did the boy have glass in his mouth? Because he was chewing on glass.

A man walks into a bar and orders a shot. The bartender asks to see his I.D. The man explains that he had lost his I.D. earlier in the day. The bartender then asked the man to leave, so he left.

How do you know when you've ritten too many anti-jokes? When you answer your own question as a rhetorical device

Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

A man runs into a bar, sits down in a hurry and demands a beer from the bartender. The bartender looks at him wearily, but shrugs, pours him a beer and sets it down in front of him. The fat naked man then drinks the beer and leaves.

Please don't shoot me

What did the man say when he had sex for the first time "So how come I'm the one with the vagina"?

why doesn't anyone like reed? who cares, no one likes reed

How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

Q: why didn't the asian boy ask for a calculator? A: you don't need calculators to make shoes

Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

a little kid goes as candle for halloween, 69 girls blew him teenage boy goes as candle for halloween, all he got was burned

Why didn't Jane go to school last Thursday? It was summer. No one went to school last Thursday.

What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

Where did the little boy go on vacation? His mother's funeral.

What do elephants and grapes have in common? They are both purple arpart from the elephant, which is grey. I lied about it being purple

Why was the black man escorted from the bar? Because the bartender was racist.

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