Q: A blonde walks into a bar. What does she get? A: An icepack.

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Roses are red violets are blue i have HIV you should probably get yourself checked...

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Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

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Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

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What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

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What has a black, blue, and red all over? Timmy. He was mugged, and vigorously raped.

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Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

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What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

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Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

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What's black an white and red all over? Two dead babies, one African American and one Caucasian split in half by a chainsaw.

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why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why don't you ask the chicken. I am sorry but I as a human being am totally incapable of understanding and communicating with chickens.

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what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

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So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

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A man walks into his cubicle and sits down. After a long day of work, he goes home and happens to die whilst eating dinner.

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How can you tell if a dog is under your chair? Look under your chair

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Oh please! Come on! Those that got to us where mostly Russians remember? And what where my parents? (if you do not know you might have guessed it by now) I found a guy that looked about the same as me, messed him up and put my jacket on him, I do not die that easily. Anyway, id explain more, but I have been without these fucking painkillers so long that I am talking trash on this stupid site again... Seriously the pain I am used to, but this addiction on painkillers is a bitch... (shedog if censor got a hold on it) But it turns out I cant sleep without them, sleep just does not come anymore, so Ill go get some now. Who are you by the way? I am Nero7, Aka Axel Knight.

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Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

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Why couldn't the horse open the door? - Because it was locked...Beeeeeeeeeeeeeef Jelly

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Q: Whats Brown and sticky A: an eagle except for the brown and sticky part

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what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

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so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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