Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

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What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

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What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

Why did the blonde ask her doctor if she could get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anus surgery is the only solution.

why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

What do you call a kid without any friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

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What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

A wise man once told me that friends are like cookies. He was a cannibal.

Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I can't remember. I have amnesia from when I was hit by a bus as a child.

Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers

A man walks into a bar. He then says "ow".

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

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Who is yellow and cant drive straight. A man dying of lukemia

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

What happened when Susie fell off the Ferris Wheel? There was an open seat.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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