why did the man fall off his unicycle? because he was dead

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A Rabi, a priest, and a monk all go to different churches because they all have different beliefs an respect each others decisions.

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What's worse than missing your flight? Realizing that everyone who got on it died from a bomb

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I once saw a fat child eating a sandwich. I wondered what was inside.

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Why was the poor man poor? Because he doesnt make money

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How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

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When there's something strange in your neighborhood, who ya gonna call? The Police. There's something strange in your neighborhood.

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Why did Hitler shoot himself He saw his his gas bill

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

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Why did the chick cross the road? To get to the brothel for hot lesbian love.

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13 =B you just learned something

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Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

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What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

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Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

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whats the difference between ebola and a can of dead babies? i have ebola. this isnt funny at all.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

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Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

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a man walks into a bar and buys a drink

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What did the asian boy's parents say when he came home with a report full of b-pluses? "You did well, but try harder next time."

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Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

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What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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