What did one ginger say to the other We have red hair

What did the dubstep say? Wub.

Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

What's worse then the holocaust? Stepping on a lego.

what do you call a man with cheese on his face? cheese face

A Jew, A black, and a Hispanic jump off a building. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

whats worse than failing your maths test?

You remind me of something What? Monday Why? Nobody likes you

What did the black man do for his science project Which is better homemade or colonel sanders?

Your mama's so stupid that i wouldn't be surprised if you were to tell me that she didn't graduate high school.

Knock Knock! Who's there? The doctor. You have aids.

Whats more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork.

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

Why are some people so emotional? Because some their family were hit by a train and then died the next day of lung cancer.

Your momma so fat when she went to the beach she was to self concious and left her shirt on.

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

what did the mexican do yesterday? bang your mom

What's worse than this That :(

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

Why couldn't the Asian man speak in chinese? He never learned chinese

A rock walks into a bar. The town goes into extreme panic and is abandoned because rocks are inanimate objects.

Why couldn't the boy turn around in the hallway? Becasue he had a javelin through his head

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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