Whats brown and sticky? - A brown stick.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Impossible, non-living organisms are incapable of moving and babies lack the brain capacity to understand how to screw in a light bulb.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

you will like this because i am black.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

A man asked a horse "Why such a long face?" The Horse replies "My entire family just died in a plane crash."

thumb_up thumb_down +7

Who invented chocolate? I don't know! Keep it to yourself.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

Laughter is the best medicine. Not for cancer.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

thumb_up thumb_down +7

What do you call a Mexican that crossed the border. An Illegal Immigrant.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

Knock Knock whos there? Semore Frickelson Semore Frickelson Who? What other Semore Frickelson do you know!? Let me in its freezing out here!

thumb_up thumb_down +5

Whats the same between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple except for the elephant

thumb_up thumb_down +5

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for Valentine's Day? AIDS

thumb_up thumb_down +5

What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

thumb_up thumb_down +5

Why did Sally's ice cream melt? She was on fire.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

how did the blonde get a concussion? she didnt see the pole in front of her.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

thumb_up thumb_down +5

America's Got Talent WIN! Britian's Got Talent WIN! Mexico's Got Talent WTF!

thumb_up thumb_down +5

What did the boob say to the bra? sup bra

thumb_up thumb_down +5

What did the irishman say when he walked into a bar? Ouch

thumb_up thumb_down +5

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops