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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the airplane crash? A loaf of bread was the pilot.

whats worse than a worm in your apple..? getting shot..

Why did the man jump into the river? He wanted to go for a swim, but the pool was closed, so he swam in the river.

what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

What do you get when you cross a Chinese man with a dog? A happy Chinese man and a pile of dog bones.

Why did the little girl run to her mother? Because she saw a police inspector, who had already tried to kill her several times that week, aiming a poison dart at her forehead.

whats brown and stickey? a brown stick

What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

Why don't black people listen to country music Because every time they here hoe down the think there wife just got shot No sorry for anybody who's black I luv ya don't think twice I have thirty blk friends

What's the difference between a Christian and a Jew? One believes in Jesus, the other doesn't.

What's the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? An elevator helps society

Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

What's plastic and kids turn it on... A xbox.

Why did the Iraqi cross the road? Because he was hired by the CIA as an undercover operative to lead them to a highly dangerous target in the small town of Aziziyah and was leaving the area to avoid the impending Pavelow strike on the town center.

What's the difference between a portuguese widow and a llama? One is a portuguese widow and the other isn't.

I remember my first beer. It did not taste good to me at the time.

Why aren't dragons real? Because if any animal were to breath fire (let alone have a gland that produced it), they would cease to live for their necks would scorch from the inside out.

What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? One is a an unsightly blemish that appears on your skin and the other is a dead pop singer.

A frenchman, an englishman, and an italian walk into a bar. They proceed to drink their beer in silence, because they can't understand each other one bit.

why was osama bin laden shot and killed? because he was a very violent man and deserved his punishment

What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

What does and elephant and me have in common. Everything, I am an elephant.

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