- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are black. Violets black. Guns are black. My van is black.

Shut up max im not fucking demented u dickhead

Two elephants were in a bathtub. One elephant asks the other "pass the soap?" The other elephant passes him the soap and they continue with their bath.

Why was the chicken sad Thanksgiving

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? It depends on a variety of factors such as the size of your mouth, the amount of saliva, etc.

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot you racist S.O.B.

What? I didn't say anything. Yes you did.

What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? A black man eating fried chicken.

What do you call a gay dinosaur? Megasoreass What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Lickalottapuss What dou you call a gay dinosaurs dog? Megasoreass Rex

why did the kid drop his toy? a dog was ripping out his throat

Guess What??? Ur Murr

Yo momma's so fat that her weight is completely disproportional to the average weight of someone her age.

yo momma is so ugly, she attempted to get plastic surgery and then died from the amount of blood loss she got when the surgeons realized her head was filled with tumors and they failed to extract them.

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

What is black and has no education A tire.

There was a chicken. It squarked.

Why did the deer cross the road? It didn't, the animal species is incapable of having a logical reason to possessing the will to cross a road. ruhtard

There is an American, a Mexican, and a Muslim on a plane They give the American the 1 parachute and the Mexican and the north koreon explode

why did the monkey fall out of a tree?? a snail threw a refridgerator at him

how many mexicas does it take to.... on wait there done

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint.

Why was the teenage girl pregnant? She got raped by her dad.

How many Jews can you fit in to a car? Well depending on the car 2-8

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