why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

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Knock Knock. Hello Frank! How'd you know it was me? There is a window next to the door.

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Why can't a T-rex clap its hands? It's extinct.

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Your mom is so old that her organs are starting to slowly fail and she must be put on life support or she'll die.

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yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

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A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

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David entered a radio contest to see who had the best pun; his pun was insufficient and he did not win.

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What does the black guy look for when he goes shopping? Some soap for his dead cat in the living room.

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What do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with a kickline

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I AM FAGNETO! MASTER OF FAGNET! WELCOME TO FÅG! DIE X-FÅGGOT! XD Okay Fagneto`s roll me out of here, I am done with the super important last message to uh... You? No wait that sounds wrong, stop laughing you korean piece of... Seriously sorry I am drugged, you guys put enough valium in me to kill a cow, so please roll me out... I used to have a lot of korean friend you know, but then I killed them for being korea... seriously my fingers magically type shit when I am done, please roll me out of here, and fill that... Kundalini express? Is it me or did this get even more fagneto... Get me out of here now now now no

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Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

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What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

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Why is Osama dead? He got shot.

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How many dinosaurs does it take to fill a pool? I don't know and no one will know as they are extinct organisms

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What do you call somebody with no arms or legs and they are stranded in the middle of the ocean? Answer: screwed

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So, a man walks into a bar. Suddenly, the universe around him cracks, unable to sustain the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

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I was typing a new book today (literature wild west, and I realized I had been writing the same shit over and over again for eight hours and was dead tired when It went so..) Welcome to the wild west, guns! Hayballs! MONSTER TRUCKS! And then I kinda thought to myself... Is it just me or am I trying a bit too hard? So guys? What do you think, am I trying a bit too hard here? Funny story, I am tired and drank lots of coffee, so I am holding back in order to not try so hard... Not trying hard enough to hold back? I am asking you! WHY? BECAUSE YOUR ANSWER DOES NOT MATTER! ARE WE GAME?

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why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

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What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

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A dinosaur is walking down the street. He is soon confronted by a human. The human says to the dinosaur, "Hey, your a dinosaur." Which the dinosaur replies with, "Yes, yes i am." The dinosaur then stands there for a few seconds wondering why he is in the same time period as the human. And as to why a dinosaur would talk.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

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how do you get a clown off a swing. hit it with an apple in his nuts

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why did bill gates sue his banks? Because he can

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An eleven year old boy walks into a bar... he is searching for his father, who has a known alchol problem, and has been missing for five days.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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