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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

Roses are red Violets are blue This is a poem The End

Q: knok knok A: Im home

Why did the Democrat cross the road? Because the glorious leader ordered it for all minions

Q: What does a bunny and a plum have in common? A: They're both purple except the bunny.

A seal walks into a club. And proceeds to die. Why? The seal isn't able to walk so it was crawling and a man was swinging a club to it's head, so it perished and he could feed his family. The Statement was censored by the FCC

What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

Q: What race was Jesus Christ? A: None, he's not real

How did Hitler fit 100 Jews in his car? Ashes don't take up much space.

Why was a white man mowing his lawn ? The lawn was getting undesirably long which provoked the white man.

A bus with 12 black guys is driven off a cliff. What is the sad part of this story? ... Our beloved president was not involved.

two friends are hanging out, one says to the other "whats 5 plus 5" the other says, "you know i didnt finish school and i dont appriceate you making fun of me" the other boy looks away and walks off

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

knock knock, whos there, isaac touch my titty

A child finally stood up to the school bullies! Recently the news did a story about a school shooting.

Three penguins sitting in a tub. The first penguin says to the third penguin, "Hey would you pass the soap?" The penguin in the middle says, "What do you think I am a typewriter?"

whats gay and american? a gay american

Knock knock. whos their! Grammar police. We'd like to have a little chat.

What does the Priest say to the little boy? Size doesnt matter

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? - The boy scout comes home from camp.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what you named it.

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