- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? He was dead.

What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

Whats red and hurts your teeth? A brick

Q: whats white and smells like shit A: my ass

How do you make someone to shut up You tell them to SHUT UP!

A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and gives a heavy sigh. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The guy says, "Nothing."

Why did Michael Jackson name his kid blanket? Because after years of drug abuse and sexual insecurity led to him thinking unrealistically during the birth of his children.

How many fingers am i holding up? 4

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge.

What do a blueberry and a raspberry have in common? They are both commonly used in parfaits.

What do you call a mailman who doesn't deliver mail? Unemployed

Why did the guy die. He OD on drugs

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

Roses are Red Violets are blue I am an onlince predator Post your address in the comment EJ

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

Q: what did Don Draper do after he saw an attractive woman at the ABC store? A: went home and thought about her while drinking his scotch.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding poo in your shoe.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I HAVE AIDS NOW YOU DO TOO

What did the Elephant say the other Elephant? We do not know. Their vocalization is still a mystery to us.

what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

How are baseball and basketball the same. They aren't football.

What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

Why did the little boy lose his fingers? He was left unattended with a chain saw.

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