Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

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What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny becuase the robot had no arms.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

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What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

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Take part of what?

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Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

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A black man walks out of a police station

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

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Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

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Why did the spy cross the road? To get to the other hide.

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whats harder than nailing a dead baby to a tree? my dick wile i do it

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Go online. why? To get a quote. why? To save money. why? Because we said so! Parenting can be hard. See how easy it is to save with GEICO.

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You know you have no friends when you steal someone's ALIAS concept and disrespect what is perhaps the most intellectually satisfying form of humour. [L]

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Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

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A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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Hickory dickory dock, The mouse ran up the clock, Barbara called the exterminator, Who killed all 10 of them.

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What happens when you give a guinea pig a cherry? He turns into satan.

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? a horse

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What's the difference between a duck? Both legs are of equal length, especially the right.

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Three left giraffe testicles fell out of the sky and into a woman's grocery bag. "Did you know that 16 people die from dolphin rape every year? said Adolf Hitler as he began eating a horse.

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Jesus hates you this I know, because Buddha told me soo.

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What did the psychiatrist say to the man wearing nothing but Saran Wrap? - "That's for food. You should wear clothes instead."

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Whats 9 plus 10? 19

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