a man walks into a bar. He left after he drank two beers. Someone pulled his pants down and he didnt notice. when he got home he realized his pants were gone. He returned to the bar to search, but it was a metal bar, and he was fairly stupid. please dont laugh

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because blind people aren't allowed to drive in the United States.

FRED CLEAN YOUR ROOM! Ok mom, I'm done "Nothing is cleaned" Well.. I tried

Q: How many Jews does it take to fix a light bulb? A: 2, one to hold the light bulb and the other to turn the ladder

Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

What happened when the black man tried to cross the road Nothin. He tripped on a bug trying to get on the edge

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks "What can I get for you?" The man replies, "a drink"

How many blondes did it take to screw in the lightbulb? Just one. She did a fine job.

#So tell me what you want, what you really really want, so tell me what you want, what you really really want.# OhOk then. I'll take that photo of your mother.

Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

What do you call a black man riding a bicycle? A good citizen who cares about the environment.

Q: Men are always very careful to have penises. Why don't women care enough to have them? A: That's a very good question.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

I'm pretty sure this site has been taken over by 12 year olds... None of these are funny

Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

How do five gay guys walk? 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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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