Why did the black man cross the road? he just wanted to cross the road, racist. ... after he had robbed a bank

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What's big and messy? A big mess

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why was the girl unhappy? because she was stapled to a shark.

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Woah, I mean if I was not like super high right now, I would totally hate you for that, you are what we call a charming asshole Nero, you can do that kinda stuff and completely get away with it, I feel like I should be really ashamed... So like does it work on everybody reading this? That would be wack, so much fun to do that.

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What's the difference between an orange? A duck.

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Roses are red, violets are violet. I'm not stupid.

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A man walks in to a bar. He gets a cuncussion and his heath insurance isn't enough to cover his physical therapy. He dies poor and alone.

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What is the difference between 1 and 2? 2 is a higher number than 1.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? An even better question is why are the chicken morals being questioned every time it feels like doing something.

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Why did Larry drop his suitcase? Because he had no arms. A) Knock knock, B) Who's there? A) Not Larry

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What happens when u poke a ghost that is standing on the edge of a building? Ghost aren't real so therefor u will fall of the edge and die

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how many jews can you fit into a car 5, two in the front three in the back

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Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

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What's just not right? Left

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Q: How do you confuse a blonde. A: Put her in a circular room and tell her to pee in the corner. Q: How does a blonde confuse you? A: She says she's done.

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Q. How many leprechauns does it take to screw in a light bulb? A. Light bulbs don't exist

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What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? By his name, which could be John, considering the popularity of said name.

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Those who can't teach... Aren't teachers.

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What do you a black man who isn't flying a plane? Well, that depends on his occupation.

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what's worse than the holocaust? when starbucks puts whip cream in my hot chocolate and I didn't ask for it. created by KA

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A new scientific study has scientists baffled as it clearly shows that teen sex drastically decreases at age 20.

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A blonde, a redhead and a brunette were on an island. There were loads of other people too - the UK is a pretty popular place to live.

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How do you make a clown cry? Kill his family

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why did the bear fall out of the tree? He died. Why did the raccoon fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the bear.

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