- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Timmy fall off his swing? The Holocaust

Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

how do you upset a black guy kill his family :)

why dont you throw rocks at a mexican on a bike? its unethical and can severely hurt the individual on the bike

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh hey Banana what's up? Nothing much. You? Oh nothing, I was just talking to Apple here. Oh hey Apple. Hey.

How do you scare off a ghost? Tell him your ready for a commitment.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Nobody cares maddie!

A guy has spikey things in his butt, what happened?............... He fell on a cactus.

Why did Suzie die? She ate too many fried twinkies.

Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

A blonde, a red head, and a brunette are on an island. Due to the law of averages, this isn't that unlikely or significant.

Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

what has two legs and is red all over a fireman doing his job

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at him.

Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

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