why couldn't the girl make her bed? she is homeless.

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So a jelly bean walks into a bar. The bartender asks him "whatchuu doin here jelly bean" the jelly bean doesn't respond and sits there awkwardly because he neither speaks English nor has the brain capacity to move or breathe. The bartender closes the store and comes back the next day to find the bean in the same awkward position.

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To Daniel You must have been born on a highway cuz thats where most accidents happen

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How does a black man laugh? He schuckles

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Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

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Why is mario red? His mother beat him as a child.

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Wanna hear a joke? Your contact list.

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Yo mama is so fat, she just had a heart-attack.

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What page are you on The gay page.

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How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

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A black man walks out of a police station

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What did the Shark attack victim say just before she died from her injuries? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

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Q: How do you find the population of Mexico? A: Take a census

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What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

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Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

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Take part of what?

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Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

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you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

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what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

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What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

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What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

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Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he knew that the neighbors wouldn't "touch him there"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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