- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

why couldn't the blind man hear? because he was also deaf.

Q. Why did Justin Beiber fall off the ladder? A. He was trying to reach puberty

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

Yo mama's so fat that after her enima, she looked skinny and rather nice

Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

Roses are red, Because they can intrinsically change color through natural dyes.

What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

What's worse than 1 bee sting ? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings ? the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust ? 3 bee stings

Weaner

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

What do you call a dumb friend? Sam.

what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like cows, Cows are cool

Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

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