- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is black and blue, with nothing to do? The prostitute in my basement.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

Why did Jerry Sandusky appeal his conviction? Because the judge wrongly considered inadmissible evidence.

What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A victim of an alcohol related car accident

Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

Knock Knock Who's there

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

What did Batman say to When they were heading to the Batmobile Robin get in the batmobile.

cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

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knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

A black man has just died on your porch. What do you do? Immediately call for medical assistance and perform CPR.

What is the difference between and Jew and a Boy Scout? The Boy Scout comes back from camp.

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

What is black and white and red all over? A nun that just fell down the stairs.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

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