- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

Henry VIII: I need another wife!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thomas Wolsey: All right then. How about my nan? Henry VII: I'm dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :~D

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? Yeah, he died.

The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

greetings ZOE. WHAAA BANNANNAS ROCK MAH WORLD. WHY DID THE TRAIN CRASH? ....BECAUSE THE CONDUCTOR WAS A PIECE OF CHEESE! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA. WELL LOVE YA CHICAS. PEACE AND BLESSINZ. SALUTATIONS, isabel.

How many Jews does it take to bake a turkey using an oven, I don't know but it only takes one Jew to stuff one.

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