- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Knock knock Who's there? A Jehovahs Witness

What is white, sticky, and something that gay people and women love? Frosting.

homosexual rights to marriage

"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

women's rights

You see that dog over there with no tail? You know what that means, don't you? What? Someone cut it off.

Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw his gas bill.

what class did Jimmy get an A in? None, he is dyslexic

Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

Q) How many boring people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) One

What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

What does a ghost get when he watches porn? A boner

I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather did. Not screaming in terror like the rest of te people in his car.

whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

You might not notice at first, but in this very sentence there is a psychological phrase that is used to hypnotise you. If you read through the first sentence of this paragraph three or four times, you may start to feel the sudden urge to have a drink. This is called the ashvakalym effect.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

What did the spatula say to the door handle? Nothing. Inanimate objects are incapable of speaking.

What did Michelle Obama get for Christmas? Cancer

can you pass the soap?

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