what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

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a chicken and a rooster walk into a bar. and then walk out because a bar is no place for a chicken and a rooster.

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Why couldn't the blind man see his friend? He was behind him.

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what is the opposite of 2x +3x?

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poo

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2 black guys, a colombian guy and a white girl are sitting at a bar. They are friends.

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Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

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what happened to the retarded dyslexic? he retard on his 60th birthday and took up gardening.

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Why are black people black? Because they're clearly not white.

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autistic kids rock

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What's orange and is a loyalist in the orange order? Caoimhin McCann?

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What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

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Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

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Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

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Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

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A horse walks into a bar and asks the bartender "why the long face?" The bartender replies "this is the fourth time this week a horse walked into my bar and every time it happened i have to clean up a bunch of horse pooh!"

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop ? Dr Dre.

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Why couldn't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has parkinsons and therefore couldn't keep his hand steady.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the farmer that was trying to kill it.

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How many lesbians did Tiger Woods bang? None, his standards are much higher than that

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your momma so fat, that she secretly crys every night, because she is so self concious about her weight. and has to talk to a therapist because shes bolemic and has suicidal thoughts, because she cant stand the way she looks

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"Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave."

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What's worse then having gum stuck on the bottom of your shoe? Having a stick poked in your eye. What's worse then having a stick poked in your eye? Having a nail go through your foot. What's worse then having a nail go through your foot? Having a stick poked in your eye and a nail going through your foot.

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One day a black man went and bought a car with his own hard-earned money.

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Anti Joke

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