- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Mexican and an African American are in a car, who is driving? The Mexican, while the African American rides in the passenger seat.

Laughter and joy... You are really sweet you know.. Excuuuse me princess! But Like Mickey Mouse never changed... From a Potato peeler to some fuckup private detective in a trenchcoat. So tell me, what character did Walt Disney draw before Mickey Mouse?

What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

A blind man walks into a bar. Another man asks him if hes ever seen the new movie that came out. he then replies, "i heard it" then curled up into a ball and cries for several hours.

What's worse than fingering your sister and finding your father's wedding ring ? 3 bee stings.

Yo mama's so fat, she had a lap-band procedure.

"CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!" -Spongebob

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Neither has he

What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch porn daily.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

Who's the slut of the alphabet? C.

What did Superman get for Christmas. Nothing as he likes to stay detached from society.

What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They then proceed to bake into tasty pastries which are then eaten for snacks or maybe a light breakfast.

Hey I've got two stories. This one and the next one.

How does Moses like his tea? Hebrews it.

What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

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