- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a French-man cry? Kill his family.

i like punching orphans in the face, you wanna know why? what are they gonna do? tell their parents???

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

Why did the boy wear glasses? Because he had bad eyesight.

Why did the 2 black kids jump the barb-wired fence To get to the other side

A blind man walks into a bar, and a table, and a chair.

What did the zero say to the eight? I don't know,numbers are inanimate objects so they can't talk.God, what did you think?

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut you racist bastard

Why are gay guys so good at being gay? The black guys told them too.

Why did the rose look so brown? Because it was dead

Whats The difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash And one is a watermelon

what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting yours asshole clawed by a grizzly

whats white and smells like onions? an onion..

What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

Bill: Hey Bob guess what? Bob:What? Bill: your adopted

Knock knock! Who's there? Fck. Fck who? F*ck you.

A man walks off a bus. How did he get on top of it in the first place?

An asian is doing math hw then his dad drives through the door

What did God say when he made his first black guy? Oh no I burned one! :)

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

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