Why was the boy crying? Because he had previously driven over innocent civilians who were all constipated and had now caused a mild to extremely large shitstorm.

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tim has no humor

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What do you call someone who doesn't have a soul? A ginger

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What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My heart skipped a beat, I'm dead.

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." The man of the house subsequently notifies his government that genetic engineering is going awry.

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whats worst then antijokes? the holocaust

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What's green and doesn't fly? A broken green helicopter.

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When you aren't feeling well, you should see a doctor like this: https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS5u4lryU5PzmLUKCGEKZgDWMeQ_96VLEKFGu7Wvk-4M7UXHkOXBw

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A black man walks into a bar. "Ouch!" He says as the Klu Klux Klan beat him with sticks

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Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? Cue annoying little kids saying WHAT!!!!!!!!! A: To check out all the chicks

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A blonde and a brunette jump off a building, who hits the ground first? The one that jumped first

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BTMG JOAN!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOP OF THE MORNING FREE MEAT NO SANTA THIS YEAR BONE FOUNDATIONS MOUNTNORRIS WHY IS THAT BAG MOVING?????????? MR MO MOLESTOR SHIT STAINS VEGETABLE GUN OPERATION SBB OPERATION SBB (THE AFTERMATH) #SL #NSL TIN SCHACK SKI LIFT MILK STAINS NATHAN: 5 - SEATS: 0 GREEK LETTER STU THE SO

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y was man afaid of fire?, cuz its hot

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What is worse then finding an apple in your worm? Not a lot.

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whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari. I don't have a ferrari in my garage

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Uh Erron, you know, I do not spend most of the time before this computer or studying because I am popular nor anything, so that`s one thing, and yeah, I never done it with anybody so yeah, uhh lucky me or something.

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YOOO MOMMA LIKE A BIG MAC FAT JUICE AND ONLY WORTH A BUCK!!!!

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what do you get when you mix peanut butter and jelly? a sweaty black guy

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What do you call an awesome bucket? An epic pail.

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Why do mexicans like tacos? Because tacos are a very well liked food and they happen to taste good

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That was slightly painful. I would appreciate it if you would stop such actions in the future

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Why was the little boy reluctant to approach his father? Because his father was a rotting corpse.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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