Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

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Please ignore this statement.

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What do you call a computer running Windows DOS? Obselete

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Why was there a red chicken? He tried crossing the road.

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How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead.

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How did the blond become a pilot? By attending flight school, graduating, applying to an airline to which she subsequently was hired to, taking frequent training courses, and beginning work.

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I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

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Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

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why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

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Far from, yet all organizations are money based and put capitalism in front of all, so if lets say, one organization, needs help from another, a money transaction is made, I play a role there, as a well... Diplomat, its not my title, but my title is something I cannot reveal to anyone, not even my wife, id be putting myself and people in danger, but since I master things such as hypnosis, I can well, influence people, this is how I can pull of favors myself. Not favors such as "kill that guy for me", but more like... In your case. "If you are going to kill the wizard, please let the rest be, I know they are good people"

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2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

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What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

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What did the old lady call the black pilot who's name was Marcus? Marcus

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

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What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

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Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled "HEY, KOOL-AID!"

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like pussy Because it feels really good when I stick my penis inside her vaginal opening

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A Blonde, a Jew, a Rooster, and a Mexican walk into a bar and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

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Two muffins are cooking in the oven, they say nothing to one another as muffins can't talk

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A friend? Just a friend that you told to stop pretending to be me? And you had no idea whatsoever that I am Nero as in not one of the six hundred thousand wabbabes?

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why cant the blind man read brail? he has no fingers

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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