-funny? women have rights -funnier? civil rights

Why did the black guy sing? Cause he can sdf sdfsd f sdf ds f sd fsd f sd f ds g sdfgh fsh sdf h dfsg dfs g df gdfgdf g d yeah thats right

I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

Allmighty Genie vs Common douche Genie: I the allmighty Genie am at your command, I can grant you any three WISHES Common douche: Okay! I want to sit on my own lap Genie: Uh...Well...You uh sure you want that? I Uh... Wait a moment please... Wimp wins Genieous victory.

That made no sense... Did you just call me sugartits Nero? Dont you have a wife?

knock knock... ...no answer

your no better than a cockroach

Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

Jack and Jill went up the hill To fetch a pail of water Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill called the paramedics

A man walks into a bar. His family has died in a tragic accident and he is trying to drink down the pain.

why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

What did the chicken say to her chicks? One day I'll explain why we do this. For now, just follow me.

mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

How is a woman like a condom? They are not. A woman is a human being and a condom is a man-made rubber object used as contraception in sexual intercourse

Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "I'm going to kill everyone you've ever loved you fucking cocksucker, you think you can get away with sleeping with my wife? You better think again kiddo I will take away everything from you until you are reduced to a smoldering ruin of what you once was, mark my words bitch."

A blonde walks into a bar. She enjoys a refreshing, cold beverage with friends before returning home to sleep ahead of another day of hard work as a scientist.

Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

why did the chicken cross the road? I never got to ask it got hit by a car.

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