i'm an inbred jew - Barras

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Mahjdichdhsjxidjhsbxu shcowiqx own hdqu Hedgehog the third

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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Grace Ackerson

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What do you call a over weight woman? Fat bitch.

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what did charlie sheen do when his ex wife insulted him? he horribly abused her

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Did you hear about the three Arabs that hijacked a plane? They drove it into the Pentagon.

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What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

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What did the black man say to the jew at a party Well hello i don't believe we met.

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What rhymes with turtle? RAPE

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whats long, hairy, and has one eye? my cat fluffy, he has cancer.

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Who is buried in Grant's Tomb? DeShawn

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What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

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Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

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A man named Jake walks into a bar. The bartender says hi jake... The End

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Why did the little girl fall of the swingset. She got kidnapt and raped by a giant scorpion.

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Go away still nothing to see

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A Great White Shark eats a baby seal's mother. Great White Sharks don't feel remorse.

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Why can't bob fix it? I through a frige at him.he died.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

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Why do so many people troll on the internet? Because Hitler was awesome!

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat up the room for being black

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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