- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Suzie fall out of her swing? Because she had no arms.

Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

Why should we dislike all the jokes on the Newest Page? Well you should too. >.>

A grandma starts pinching her grandsons cheeks and saying who's a little cutie pie the baby begins to bleed cause his grandmas nails are peircing his skin

Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

guess what? WHAT? Idk.

Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

what is the difference beyween football and baseball the superbowl and world series

Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

five gay guys stand in a line is it a straight line

I dont have a girlfriend

A duck walks into a bar Its theoretical comical universe implodes from the destructive weight of inevitable punchlines and everyone in the bar dies.

Why couldnt the man buy food? Because.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

why did Susie cry? she got pecked in the face by a goose

What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

How did Mary fall off the swing? She got hit by a fridge.

Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

Why did the kid get beaten up? -he was gay

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

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